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A father of a church, was conducting his anti drinking campaign outside a bar. A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes. The father said - "Tell me!!! son, If you arrive at the Gates of Heaven with your breath smelling of liquor... Do you think the Lord will let you in ???" "My good father" passionately holding his hand, said the man, "You know, when I go to Heaven, I leave my breath behind. Moral... Alcoholics are always practical. Kindly Respect them! Saint Vodka

Sitting in my office at the pointy end and a military chopper has been flying over very low. Impossible to have a nap. I guess they came to wake you up, as sleeping in office might get you into trouble?