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As I knelt down with a pair of size 4 shoes in front of this sexy blonde in a short skirt, I couldn't resist a quick glance at her knickers. " Hey cheeky," She said, as she gave me a playful kick. "I bet the only reason you work here is to look up girls skirts isn't it?" " That's an absolutely ridiculous accusation, Madam," I said sternly, " I don't even work here"......

Reading some comments above, it seems there are some perfect human beings, who have decided to live in Thailand. According to them, Thai nationals seems to be the most cheating, lying & thieving people on the planet. Its a very clear indication of the high IQ, intelligent (mentioned above) peoples behavior!

Exact thought that came to my mind immediately after reading the article!

Airline pilot accidentally left the intercom switch on and is heard in the cabin saying, “man, I could really use a coffee and a bj.” A flight attendant immediately runs toward the flight deck, and a passenger yells “you forgot the coffee!”

A British Airways pilot lands in Frankfurt and makes a wrong turn on the taxiway and causes a traffic jam. The ground controller lays into him “Speedbird 123 what’s wrong with you?! Have you never been to Frankfurt before?!” “Yes, twice in 44 but I didn’t land either time”.

Saw a flying instructor do this once: Knocks on prop blade “Hear that?” “Yeah.” Knocks on different part of the blade “Hear that? Notice how it sounds different—know why that is?” “Uhhh…” “It’s a variable pitch prop”

A Doctor was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We have already opened an 18-year-old RARE SINGLE MALT GLENFIDDICH WHISKEY. "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As he was moving out, his wife asked, "Is it serious..?" Oh yes, quite", said the doctor gravely. Shaking his head, he muttered "Only18 years old. 3 doctors are there already..!