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' MISHAPS ' ?

Is this the latest euphemism for road accidents, which aren't really accidents either, caused by drunk and crazy driving and total inconsideration for other road users, traffic laws, traffic lights and signs etc. ?

I recall flicking through a Loney Planet some years back and it said that many Thais were " notorious scofflaws" or similar when it came to road rules and regulations.

I suppose saying that many Thais are a word that rhymes with a term for exoskeleton-bearing aquatic invertebrates and a word that rhymes with the verb used when you propel a boat with a pole when it came to road rules and regulations might not have made it to print.

Over speeding, jumping red lights, drunk driving were main causes of all mishaps while motorcycles ate the vehicles which were engaged in most fatal accidents.

As the government introduces their latest road safety measure- Cannibalistic autobot Yamaha Finos.

Walker's Cheese and Onion or Pickled Onion Monster Munch. Halitosis heaven.

you can't beat the pickled monster munch

I only have one packet left... and I'm saving it for a really bad hair day.

(I did have 18 at the start of Feb)

Yeah my folks went to the Cash and Carry back home and brought me a load of Yorkie Raisin and Biscuit bars over a couple of months back.

There's one single solitary one left at the back of the fridge which leaves me with the dilemma of whether to eat it and kick myself for eating my last one, eat it and not enjoy it because it's my last one or don't eat and have it taunt me every time I open the fridge.

Snaps

Now there's a blast from the past I'd forgotten.

How about Frazzles?

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Sniffing my fingers after a bag of scampi fries was a guilty pleasure...

A bag of Wotsits or Niks Naks would hit the spot right now.

I can see the difference very easily in MOST cases. My Thai wife gets mistaken for a filipino on occasion in Canada.

I was in the Middle East a couple of years back with my Thai wife and the Filipino girl on the till started talking to my wife in Tagalog. She was really surprised when my wife said she was Thai.

A politically correct pub forum where you can't talk about a bag of crisps and use one single swear word may as well be a coffee shop with a group of burka women in the corner from the religion of permanent offence waiting for you to slip up.

Try www.tourettessufferersreadysaltedappreciationsociety.org

It's a MUMSLUT! great discussion forum about SMEGCHEESE! the benefits of ready salted crisps over KNICKERBATTER! the ones with the little blue TOSSPOT! bag.

Walker's Cheese and Onion or Pickled Onion Monster Munch. Halitosis heaven.

It's where the British Ambassador keeps his supply of Ferrero Rocher chocolates for all those parties of visiting dignitaries, to stop them melting.

Personally I think he's spoiling them.

According to the park’s chief, sightings of more wild animals daring to chill out on the tourist routes over the past few months indicates that the beasts have become more relaxed

"Another Banana Daiquiri Jumbo my good man?"

Currently, the company offers four flavors: original (soy sauce and pepper), cheese, barbecue and seaweed.

I'm not lost for words, I'm just lost for words I can use safely.

Then allow me to lend you scrumpdiddillyumptious Thad mate.

Please post links, I don't want to search youtube for each individual song.

The most depressing song for you is probably the song you associate with the lost of a loved one or breaking up with the love of your life.

That'd be " Star Trekkin" by The Firm

Joy Division " Love Will Tear Us Apart"

Nong Fai said in a post that the man should had been banned from entering Thailand for six months.

To give her time to hit the gym and asked authorities to let the man know that her Line ID was HornyFai69 and she lived in Bang Na but had her own car so picking him up wouldn't be a problem,

Only five provinces have no Songkran road toll

BANGKOK: -- Only five provinces saw no one killed in road accidents during the seven-day monitoring period from April 9 to 15 for Songkran holidays, the Road Safety Centre announced Thursday.

The provinces are Phuket, Mae Hong Son, Yala, Samut Songkram and Samut Sakhon.

Source: http://www.nationmultimedia.com/breakingnews/Only-five-provinces-have-no-Songkran-road-toll-30258079.html

-- The Nation 2015-04-16

What a depressing statistic.

Operators were also told to fix the problems of these buses which need minor repairs before they would be allowed to put in service, he said.

Many were found not to be equipped with the minimum number of spotlights, fake Michelin men, bass speakers, empty bottles of M-150 rolling around the dash and " Wacky Races" style exhaust systems required under current regulations.

" This situation is completely unacceptable and will not be tolerated. " said a Ministry of Transport spokesperson.

At least we think that is what he said, it was rather drowned out by the howling roar of 3 double deckers going past nose to tail at 120km per hour!

Yeah one of the biggest cringe-inducing sights is driving up Mittraparp and seeing a Highway Patrol Accord with lights flashing escorting a convoy of about a dozen nails at speed with a fag paper's distance between them.

Japan has also joined the race citing past relations and affordable loan packages.

and the attractiveness of the hookers it can supply the procurers.

I feel your bad grammar should be acting with more decorum at her age.

Much appreciated pib

Hi.

Recently after reading my emails on my mobile ( Samsung Galaxy S4) via outlook.office365.com when I then go to view them on my laptop or another computer they've been moved into my "deleted" folder. This has caused me to not reply to a couple mainly because I'd forgotten I'd read them and they don't appear in my inbox anymore. They still appear in my inbox on my Galaxy.

This wasn't happening a week or so ago.

Any ideas what I've done to mess up?.

A big thanks for any advice

HomePro at Big C Ratchada