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Rita Sue and Bob Too

Gangster No 1

The Firm

Rise Of The Footsoldier

28 Days Later

I'm currently replaying the entire Ricky Gervais XFM radio shows and podcasts when driving around BKK and Karl Pilkington's contribution has me in stitches.

I only discovered " Step On" by The Happy Mondays was a cover from the early 70s relatively recently

For Indian I recommend Indus.

Their fish tikka is very good....and I would get the tandoori broccoli to go with it....that is superb.

All the usual delivery companies...take your pick.

I think I must be channeling you smokie mate! Eastin Grand and Indus Tandoori broccoli

2 of my faves.

Cheese on toast

I am in Korat. We have lovebirds, cockatiels, Sun Conures and several others. What are you looking for?

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Norwegian Blue?

Eastin in Sathorn is good....nice happy hour cocktails in the Exec lounge and right by the BTS.

Good one smokie. I've stayed there a few times and their choice of exec floor nibbles during happy hour meant I was stuffed enough not to have to shell out for dinner

A proper fish and chip shop. Plaice, cod, scampi, battered sossies, burgers, black pudding and the list goes on...

Chef Man at Eastin Grand Sathorn. Direct link to the BTS atSurasak station

Soi Langsuan in Ploenjit.

It was discovered the thieves had a taste for Lays sour cream & onion chips and bottles of M150. They also stole condoms and toothpaste.

The police raided the ringleader's house which was easily identifiable by being constructed solely of drinking straws and plastic bags.

My thoughts are with u mate

Sorry thought this thread was going to be an entertaining anecdote about a close encounter with a pre-op.

I'll get me coat...

Hot on the heels of another bum gun thread for all aficionados of one of life's little pleasures. Where's your perfect bum gun? For me it's the bogs next to Glen Bar at Pullman Bangkok King Power. Perfect pressure and perfect spray direction to deal with those " messy" moments.

Disgusting stuff.

Yeah every year I give it another go to see if it's become an acquired taste. It never has.

I'd rather suck the sweat from Dave Lee Travis' beard.

Though hang on a minute....

"This is a very, very unusual case. There could not be another one like it,"

Because we know where not to stick our snouts in too deep.

"...However the spokesman denied this saying the immigration chief had only wanted to greet a senior official who had boarded a THAI plane..."

They need to train these PR spin doctors to do a better job. That excuse is pretty lame.

Yeah you wouldn't want these blokes as your defence lawyer would you?

" Your Honour my client didn't kill his wife because she burnt his dinner. He killed her because she didn't cut the crusts off his sandwiches"

another silly "behalf of my friend" thread where the OPs are ashamed to admit it's themselves

I think you're being very unfair. For example my friend ( who incidentally has no access to a computer or the internet but has heard of TVF) asked if I'd post on his behalf.

He picked up this rough as a robber's dog up-country buffalo katoey from Morchit Bus Station who resembled a dockworker who' s face looked like it has caught fire and someone had put it out with a shovel. On the way home in a tuk tuk realized that the larb he'd had for lunch was about to make a liquid guest appearance via the old tradesman's entrance. Before he had a chance to tell the tuk tuk to stop his back passage had erupted in Krakatoa-like proportions covering the unfortunate tood and uncle driving the tuk tuk in what looked like an explosion in a Willy Wonka factory. Fleeing from the vehicle he managed to remove his "slightly soiled" underwear and trousers and is currently hiding behind a bush in Lumpini Park with his tackle out covered in Eartha Kitt. What advice should I give him? Answers asap please the battery on my Samsung is nearly dead...DOH!

I'm not exactly a fan of " Da Man" in Thailand but this story has something fishy about it.

Irrespective of his rank I doubt he's got he clout to make such an order. He might be able to browbeat some lower or mid-level functionary but ordering the flag carrier to delay their flights by 30 mins given all the permutations involved? He'd be up for a prison sentence interfering with international flight movements and i doubt who he is or who he knows no matter who they were would have any effect.

But of course with things in LOS with things frequently entering the Twilight Zone nowadays anything's possible I suppose.

Buy some flowers and incense and pretend to give an offering to some spirit. But don't tell her anything until she asks. Tell her you saw a ghost and think it was the lady who died there before you moved in.

If that don't work just tell her your old gf is coming to see you.

Or, invite two mates to come stay for a few days and drink, fart, burp and enjoy....

One of these should work

maybe better : Tell her you saw a ghost and think it was the your previous GF who died/YOU MURDERED there before she moved in.

Even better walk in with an old white bedsheet over you and tell her you're a ghost. Or completely ignore her a la "Sixth Sense" and sob "Why did you have to die in that motorcycle accident Lek ( or whatever)? WHY?"

Hire a ghost

Rent a ghost ?

I hired one for a party and considered myself quite a smarty

Update: Such was the success of Thailand's answer to "One Direction" that they received a military escort to protect them from adoring fans after their recent concert at Impact Arena.