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Not real bikers, bikers ride on roads, not on trains!

For some reason I'm reading your post in the voice of Yoda mate

I was in the McDs at Robinson Asoke and this westerner next to me said " Are you going to buy me a burger then?"

Err...No.

Thing is he was a bloke in his 40s and quite presentable. Not some dreadlocked crustie or whatever.

Very true UJ sorry for my confusing the situation

As an example if a current extension of stay expires on May 5th then the minimum 400k would have to be in the bank by March 5th.

Let's hope Bumrungrad's English training is up to scratch and they don't get "tonsils" and " testicles" mixed up...

As a Thai version of Family Fortunes might go

" And our survey said...Bullspunk"

" An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, midget, vicar and a rabbi walk into a pub......and were immediately arrested under Thai Martial Law banning gatherings of more than 5 people."

Hmm... not exactly Bill Hicks material

The suitcase contained some clothes and a battery charger.

The driver was charged with committing theft inside an airport.

That charger came in handy then...

Cheers Pib. Very informative. Thanks a lot

Plans for an annual fondue festival to rival Songkran have been put on hold indefinitely

All I can remember from my youth is the fact that I'd try it on with the crack of dawn if I thought I'd have half a chance.

Blame it on Valentines day.

Personally I blame it on the boogie.

I love how it's the Thai dibble spreading this message. Possibly the most philandering bunch of shaggers in LOS and that's saying something.

I heard their tour groups are banned from Homepro too after what happened in their bathroom display area.

That'd stop about 20 members of staff following you around trying to interest you in a 100,000 baht fridge when you'd just popped in for a light bulb.

Wasn't the award 200,000 yesterday ?

A policeman called Chitti.... I do so hope that's his first name, second name Porn.

Or Chittibangbang

You would think that after they invented the toilet, they would know how to use the thing !!!

Was that not the Indus Valley Civilization?

Was it not Thomas crapper of England? Hence the use of the term crapper

As a help to our resident scatologists, and there seem to be a few on this forum, this wiki link tells the story.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper

You learn something every day. I was always under the impression that it was all down to his German cousin Karl Shitehausen...

^ A Chinese tourist taking a dump shows more talent?

Bought it from JIB in Rama 9 same as my last one so here's hoping

18 years and the only crime I've personally experienced was having my crash helmet stolen from my bike while I popped in a 7-11 about 15 years ago. I knew one westerner who had a break-in. That's all I can recall.

"The Bangkok Metropolitan Police force is a offering a 100,000 baht reward to anyone who can provide information that leads to an arrest of suspects behind the twin bombings in central Bangkok last Sunday."

From what I've seen on the forum here over the past few days, there should be a lot Sherlocks on Thaivisa eligible for this reward...

" In the criminal justice system crimes in Thailand are considered the most henious. The men of theTVF investigation services are dedicated to solving these crimes, No matter how many Changs they've consumed their laser sharp summation of the crime in a matter of seconds and no matter how little evidence is available doesn't stop them from coming up with the most implausible answers outside a mental ward at the local loony bin. These are there stories. DAAANG DAANG!"

(With apologies to Law and Order SVU)