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Albinos are welcome to apply.

I try to avoid the 'odd' ones too but I'll talk to the others, even in Lotus.

Back on the subject of people never having ridden a bike, I took a mate for a ride years ago and as I leaned to go around a corner he leaned the other way cos he thought we falling over.

We nearly did.

screw the bike, how were his testicles after the impact? scrambled or fried? lol

A lot bigger than the 1/2 inch size they were before hand.

Or this classic from Benny Hill.

I was with that Betssie O'toole

in this field there's this cow and this bull

and they was .... , well, you could see they was friendly anyhow.

I looks at her and says " 'Eh Pat, I wouldn't half like to do that."

She says, "Well , why not ask, she looks a friendly cow"

your fault for teaching her English:lol:

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No problems at my local. Hic

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I don't like nothin' and I like that fine.

Either way it's still good advice here.

I (she) recently bought a car and since we've started touring the country a bit I've been wondering about the tail light signals used by truck and bus drivers.

Yorkey's site helped but I'm still unsure about a few I've seen.

Rear hazard lights flashing, ok, trouble ahead maybe.

One right hand flash, can I overtake? One would think so, but here ...?

One left flash, undertake???

Alternate flashes? Pick a side, any side.

A flashing of the headlights from behind me? Get out of his way cos he's bigger than me.

Head light flash from in front of me? Ok, maybe BIB ahead, maybe my low beam seems a little high because of the ten kids in the back. maybe he just wants to use my lane.

How do you guys interpret them?

I'll often find what I want on a Travelocity or Flight Centre search then take it to my travel agent, who half the time can get me an even better deal, and she's only a phone call away if things go wrong.

Spot on there.

Rest In Peace.

but then we'll have nothing to talk about.

I do not want to sound cold, or as if I have no compassion, but Thai people are simply not taught how to cross the road,

I don't know about in the big smoke but out here in the sticks I see parents standing by the side of the road with their kid in their arms pointing out the cars going by.

Seems the first words they learn are "rot mar".

Ok,

back on topic.

Breathalysers.

The urinal when I've had a few too many.

Sorry, I missed the 'don't' in the heading.

I guess I've had a few too many.

Excuse me while I go and piss on my shoe.

The urinal when I've had a few too many.

You know it's hot in Thailand when the only 'wet spot' you can manage to leave on the sheet is a 'sweat spot'.

Are you sure it wasn't เป็นน้องเป็นหนุ่ม

Why bother.

You can buy a new one for 500 baht.

Bummer

One report described Zimmerman as a 'self appointed' neighborhood watch volunteer.

How can this racist be allowed to carry a gun.

The above posters should not be planning a trip now to Kuwait!!!

I can speak for one of them at least and say that you will not find that on his 'to-do' list.

Could be the last item on his 'bucket list'.

With all those rubber Taksin masks that they had had made up maybe they set up a few 'Department Store Santa' type Taksins to get through the backlog of supporters.

"Yo Ho Ho, what would like for Christmas little red shirt?"

I thought it was only Monday.

Does anyone know if immigration in Dan Kwian will be open Tuesday?

Still waiting.