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cowellandrew

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  1. She has sticky pads and I get her out of the house! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  2. I can see your karma now back as a 10th generation jing jock, πŸ˜‚ Tok gay another story! Shlting behind your wardrobe! But I think they eat jing jocks!
  3. Ah wild berries in Sweden or Finland
  4. It must be the op is hanging out in the wrong places, And making mates with the wrong types! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ’πŸ˜“πŸ‘
  5. It's not 15 minutes starts at 5 am lasts until 08:00 with the national anthem Some other days goes on for 3 /5 days Non stop
  6. Ah a a washing machineβ€”noise I've to put up with my ball & chain with her ΰΈͺากแΰΈ₯ΰΈ°ΰΈ›ΰΈΉΰΈ™ and my new neighbours from Hong Kong producing similar noise At least the drugies English neighbor's had proper parties and fights! πŸ˜‚
  7. Only had this happen once in Thailand i was travelling on the chicken bus local red bus The police officer boarded the bus demanding id from the passenger's It's a area near Burma, when he got to me he couldn't really communicate with me and gave up, On an another note I was mugged in vitamam 30 years ago, and for some unknown reason I had photocopied my passport and this turned out to be a life saver!
  8. What were they using as a measuring tool? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ’
  9. Do you have black hair and brown eyes? πŸ˜‚πŸ’πŸ˜
  10. Imagine the call to the insurance company I've had an accident I've crashed into nine vehicles Is my no claims bonus protected! πŸ˜‚
  11. Now you have to go to the shop next door! 😁
  12. All them drum sticks and my wife still buys 5kgs bags of chicken feet here in the uk
  13. And if only he had purchased some ball bearings!
  14. What with dwarfs? That's just sick sexpat! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ’β˜»
  15. nside the van, authorities found alms food scattered around, some already rotten, a pile of excrement πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β˜»πŸ’πŸ˜
  16. Try 5 minutes in London Dingy captain would have it off in a jiff! β˜»πŸ’πŸ˜ Got it !πŸ˜‚πŸ’β˜»πŸ˜
  17. 3 years! Wait until you have been there 30 years πŸ˜β˜»πŸ’πŸ˜‚
  18. Got it !πŸ˜‚πŸ’β˜»πŸ˜
  19. pickup drowning I've taught mine breast stroke! πŸ˜πŸ˜¬β˜»πŸ’πŸ˜‚
  20. Easy fix more happy water! πŸ˜πŸ’β˜»πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚
  21. Can she house them in her second home?
  22. Maybe just dont pick up the seaweed
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