cowellandrew

Not quite so easy in the 1980s I got mugged in Saigon, consulate didn't want to help, had to travel the length of Vietnam to Hanoi, to UK embassy it took 12 weeks to get a new passport, Once I got a passport I could cash my renewed American Express checks, I then tried to leave the country back to home in Thailand, my first attempt to leave the country by air was denied no entry visa stamp in new passport, I had police report saying passport say it had been stolen, I later learned that you had to put a $50 bill in the new passport, I was only ment to be there 3 weeks!????

Just get a dingy and 12 miles you will be in a 5 star hotel, ok it getting a bit colder now,

No sH$t sherlock who would have seen that happening now just to get out of this pesky hospital!

Next week taxi driver returns 2 million rupees and gold necklace to LGBTQ××÷= passenger!

Eh were where are the police, immigration officials, how many 90 day reports do Cambodia's/Burmese do,

How much tax revenue does the UK raise from cigs!

Fu@k this! Short and can be used in most situations, especially if you have to run! ????

Cant see many customers down here, Hai Ya Cemetery area, ????

Just turn it off after cooking with the big tap thingy on the top! ????

If you have transport, find your local tank filling station always better price than buying from mom&pop shops, my mother inlaw uses one a month, this picture is my local station,

Meet my family member bob!

He's has forgot his shoes and trousers, be there in 5 minutes!

Hope its navigation system doesn't crash into electric poles, lots of other satellites to miss

Good lord buddha who would think the land of the free would be so controlling with civic duty!

What was he going to do with the 60 Danish krone buy a kipper? ????????????

What was he going to do with the 60 Danish krone buy a kipper?????????????????

I smell fish sauce! ????????

I wonder if they will get 30 days on arrival, hotel etc registration with immigration, 90 days requirements, ????

Do you know who I am look at my shoes!????

Is 3 meters deep? I can sea the thai submarines going mega deep!????

Somchai weres the lamb sauce? I always thought it was mint sauce!

I blame the wheelie bin for putting the driver off,

Sorted! Tastes great with cigs! ????

When in Thailand do the thai thing go a buy 50 of your own roosters !????

Landing at SUV I expect a hula girls Forget previous reply looks like the blokes wear skirts!