Bird flu has hit the UK and there is no eggs to be had in the North,
My wife will store eggs by pickle them in vinegar
Or thai style in salt
Both are great
Here in the UK we have only 20 pilots trained to fly the F35 as they are recruiting ladyboys. LGBTQ, transgender, gender neutral, and the rest of the alphabet soup, you couldn't make it up!
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