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Several Iranian spies in the kingdom got so angry that they blew themselves up.

because of the rain

says the General

Here is my idea for Boon Rawd Brewery: stop financing Phalang Pracharat and you won't have to increase the beer price.

Unconfirmed reports mention the loss of several police parachute wings after the interview with the youths.

Nepotism, a widely misunderstood yet well-intentioned cultural practice in order to strengthen and unite Thais for the Greater Good (i.e. certain families only for Their Greater Good) This was showcased by Gen Prayut himself when he appointed his brother Preecha as senator in 2019 after having ratified a new constitution in 2017, and also Prawit's brother Sithawat Wongsuwan and Wissanu's brother Chalermchai Krea-ngam. All these senators working diligently towards "moving Thailand forward". The "Greater Good Club", exclusive membership.

and that answer comes in the form of a question: Gen Prayut, how would you like us to rule on this matter?

Sigh, where is the rain when you need it?

that's the way, uhum aha, they like it, uhum aha KC and the Sunshine Band

Similarly, another 1.5% growth prediction is being attributed to the increasing efforts of Pattaya's lady boys in securing Indian gold necklaces... It's all good!

"overthrowing Thailand's rule of democracy" is illegal? No, it's a hobby!

to fix a problem you have to first understand it...

Germany, 26 years Paris, 3 years Honolulu, 16 years Bangkok, 16 years

60 and just hitting puberty, voice change and all...

Thai curry - leaded or unleaded

I can see how that happened...

It's not enough for him to rob his own people, he has to ruin the future of his country as his legacy.

As a mental exercise: if men could become pregnant the same as women do, do you believe there would even be a debate? My guess is that abortion would become a "god given inalienable right" and amended into the constitution as such...

Well, what are the odds?

the rain failed to adapt to the driver

Is that a banana in your garter, or are you just happy to see me?

and as long as there is a need for self-promotion, there will be a supply of photo ops with accompanying trivial statements

You sure about that? Is it either/or, or all of the above that's needed? I mean does it apply to an MP with a particular skill set, like fetching stuff, roll-over and sit, but having no knowledge or expertise besides finding Mom's house when necessary? In any case, it is a needy parliament indeed that has to rely on dinosaurs in their dotage...

SACS (Special Agent in Charge of Stuff)

I have found myself in that state before. It lasts about 15-20 seconds.