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18 hours ago, webfact said:

It was time to remind all riders to wear helmets, they said in their story.

That's true, it will help. It also helps to wear a brain.

How to alleviate BKK's traffic problem? I think Thai drivers are ready to take to sky. Tax rebate for first time helicopter buyers!

2 hours ago, webfact said:

The junta chairman invoked his absolute power Tuesday night and expelled the anti-money laundering director

look at this manly man flexing his one muscle...

Lawyer: "This is a mistrial, my client's reenactment was interrupted."

6 hours ago, webfact said:

the group, called the Three Friends

The Three Amigos

The grunting must have been exquisite at that table 

Pro-Junta Politicians Can Campaign Because They Are Not Politicians

We make the laws, so they can't apply to us

Thai logic compels us to make illogical statements

There is no prostitution in Pattaya, because we moved the city's location into the ocean... on the map.

11 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

AMLO, an independent governmental organisation

independent from government means: being appointed and removed by the government

The Land Transport Department together with the Tourist Authority of Thailand have issued a joint statement: Thai taxis are porn-free and there is no prostitution in Pattaya.

The Governor of Bangkok chimed in as well: Bangkok park's are without sex, no bees and flowers, not even dry-humping going on.

Finally the Thai government declared: The War on Sex has been won, all forms of intercourse have been successfully abolished. Thailand is a sexless desti-nation.

... the military is a bit worried now: How will we get future conscripts into servitude, and/or to kill? It appears the government has yet to realize the connection between sex and offspring...

18 hours ago, webfact said:

We also adhere to a principle of not interfering in other members’ domestic affairs. We listen to international concerns and offer explanations.

Panitan Wattanayagorn, security adviser to Deputy PM and Defence Minister Gen Prawit Wongsuwan

Please explain your own principles that lead you to work for such an interesting human specimen, k. Panitan.

2 hours ago, webfact said:

Arrested cop could be tip of iceberg in southern drug ring

He was what? A corporal? Of course, he is only the tip of the iceberg...

5 hours ago, webfact said:

Finance Minister vows low loan rates

That's not what people want. They want free take away money, the same like you cabinet ministers and civil servants have.

more bail money, coming up

3 hours ago, webfact said:

A lone robber went into a ranch of Bangkok Bank at Big C

Yeehaw! Gimme 10 khwais, pardner!

4 hours ago, webfact said:

and make sure there was only one in and out entry point

hmm, I guess so...

same headline 2 months ago... 

just had a safe walk to the corner store, but I'm not British...

23 hours ago, rooster59 said:

This year's flooding not as severe as in 2011: RID

Ahem, not to rain on the RID's party, but... it's only August