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4 hours ago, webfact said:

“I understand that the powers-that-be are trying to prolong their power. But it won’t be good for them or the country,” he said.

says the Pheu Thai guy...

Thai politics has been the unwitting host of an unforgettable cast of characters

this is a (not so) comprehensive list of memorable, extraordinary (Ex-) Thai Cabinet Members, each a mental giant and paragon of virtue, leaders by example who all should be declared National Treasures, feel free to comment, amend, disagree, or make your own...

1) Chalerm Yubamrung: butt-grabber, earache medicine over-indulger, pink Bentley driver, doting father to murderous son, drunk lawyer and ex-police captain, 7-day problem solver. Health Minister, Interior Minister, Justice Minister, Deputy Prime Minister, Labor Minister, a true over-achiever by self-proclamation - he is, and always will be number 1

2) Plodprasop Suraswadi: "push the river with a thousand boats" (make sure they all face the same direction!), 'nuff said - 2nd place goes to this Minister of Science and Technology for his brilliance worthy a Nobel Prize in Physics

3) Kobkarn Wattanavrangkul: maverick promoter of Destination Thailand, creator of such irresistible attractions as "find the Doraimon on your smart-phone and get killed by accident"and Durian KitKat yummy!, Pattaya face lifter, dexterous slinger of slogans and numbers, a trend-setter who made Botox unnecessary just by the sheer force of pulling her hair back. Minister for Tourism and Sports - a shared 2nd place with "The Plod" (may they meet and have offspring for the future of Thailand)

4) Yingluck Shinawatra: naivite incorporate (she is actually a natural blonde), likes rice and mushrooms, shopper par excellence, cries a lot and thanks three times, Master's Degree in Administration from Kentucky State University with unrivaled English language skills. Prime Minister by cloning - she gets the Bronze medal (may it not weigh her down)

5) Taksin Shinawatra: killer of drug addicts, billionaire, doctorate in cloning, resident of Dubai and citizen of Thailand/Nicaragua/Montengro/Uganda/Congo and Mars, fan of the Olympics, Ex-police Lt Col, unrivaled artist of twisting, bending, torquing, breaking a country's laws to benefit his bank accounts. Prime Minister by vote-buying - he is on 4th place because he is old news

6) Suthep Thaugsuban: demagogue, used-car-salesman, monk. Deputy Prime Minister - 5th place and don't come back for more

7) Abhisit Vejjajiva: lukewarm has-been pretty boy, bland, boring, predictable, weak. Prime Minister - also ran but did not place 

Oakey dokey

13 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

‘Security issues may delay lifting of political ban’

Insecurity Issues, that's the true cause

Advice: If you are buying a promise, make sure you pay with a promise

You are only giving the generals new ideas...

the careless contractor has now sued Pattaya Mail for defamation and will also sue any web based company who runs this story under the computer crimes act. No shit.

3 hours ago, webfact said:

EU cuts funds for Turkey's membership bid

I would be wary of clubs that offer money for me to join...

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un gives field guidance to Farm No. 1116 

and he did it without a frog. Prayut, eat your heart out. 

3 hours ago, webfact said:

Germany's Social Democrats refuse to jump into bed with Merkel quickly

Smart. These guys know a "morning-after-in-Pattaya" experience when they see one.

Hunted? Again? Was the hunt postponed like this:

Interrogation postponed of DSI officials in Jomsap case

or did it stall like this:

Cadet’s autopsy stalled

or, maybe it just fizzled, back-fired, and just was a standard "ran-out-of-fuel" kind of a hunt?

There just are no brake failures when it comes to the hunting techniques of the RTP.

No need for helmet, the bike comes with standard safety-thighs. He just doesn't know how to wear them.

4 hours ago, webfact said:

“We designed her by ourselves. We didn’t hire any outsourcers to do this job.”

Yup, that much is clear. You also applied her make up by yourselves.

It's actually a good thing that you generals play with dolls, the more time you spend on that the less time you have for "governing". Keep it up, there are many more idiocies you can create that don't hurt the country as much as your policies.

12 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

cops announced the arrest of seven romance scammers preying on gullible Thai women through social media. One was Nigerian and the rest were Thai.

looks like the Thais have learned all they could from the Nigerians: "Brothers, we'll take it from here, you can go home now."

If the buffet is good they will send the top guys. Just prepare a nice spread.

it's just car accessories

7 hours ago, mikebell said:

No it's not: 5 7 5 or 3 5 3.

claiming poetic license 

36 minutes ago, RichardColeman said:

Good to see them keeping to the Thai way of only attacking people when they are either back turned or asleep !

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...at least it wasn't "brake failure", though the root cause is still the same

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Police could lower city speed limits to "halve road accidents by 2020"

no, they couldn't. Not without a committee. And I don't see a committee anywhere.

17 hours ago, canuckamuck said:

We are going to miss that wacky chick.

Right you are. She inspired many posts. Just like Chalerm, the wacky cock!

2 hours ago, Dagnabbit said:

 

Agreed - otherwise every time the opposition (on either side) want to oust someone - they just have to find a few women to claim their bums got squeezed.

AKA - the end of democracy.

...and the beginning of buttocracy: vote with your butt (can't squeeze it, can't slap it, can't pinch it = it's a sacrosanct implement of politics!)

There is a simple solution to all of this:

These are lawmakers. Make a law that allows groping. Congress and Senate is mostly male, that President would support it for sure, and Hollywood would breathe a sigh of relief.

(^this is satire^}