18 hours ago, webfact said:

The deputy premier delivered a policy address on resolving security issues within the country

excerpt from the security policy:

... it is of vital importance to our National Security that all relevant officers of our defense forces from the Minister of Defense down to the regional commanders have the correct, synchronized time. To that effect we will procure certain time pieces, one of which I have already started to wear as a trial run...

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Police, Justice officials deny divisions

"Any perceived divisions are the result of ill-meaning spirits, when in fact we are united in brotherly love."

4 hours ago, webfact said:

“Made from bronze, Thais can hold, rub and hug this masterpiece for good luck and think about Moscow city and Russians,”

"Made from bronze, Thais can snatch it and sell it for scrap value of 3,000 baht."

19 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

I can't even picture it. He isn't fit enough. Can't be done with a golf cart. 

 he could start as an Apprentice, though

Buddha wept

3 hours ago, webfact said:

Tantikom is Chief Resilience Officer of Bangkok

You need a lot of resilience if you job is to advise on planning for problems. 

if a police officer becomes a politician, it seems to me that chances are increased for him to also become a murderer, purely statistically speaking...

5 hours ago, shady86 said:

I can see he still having the watch and ring.

the watch and the ring are now more famous than him, that's why he has to wear them, or people won't believe who he is.

"Forget ID and passport, watch and ring, please. Yup, you da guy!"

3 hours ago, webfact said:

Regardless of what explanation Prawit chooses, there will inevitably be one more question: Will he be able to convince the NACC?

The NACC's role is to comply with the junta and give the government a pseudo-legitimate appearance. They complied with Rajabhakti Park, they complied with the Hawaii trip and they will comply with the bling-thing. Compliance does not require integrity.

1 hour ago, webfact said:

USA Today editorial says Trump unfit to clean Obama's toilet

I don't agree. President Trump is unfit to do many things, but cleaning toilets should be right up his alley.

2 hours ago, webfact said:

"It had zero to do with Donald Trump," Republican Representative Bradley Byrne of Alabama told MSNBC, calling the race "a purely weird, unique election."

I think it did since Donald Trump's election to president was also purely weird and unique. Be prepared for more unique weirdness, with a mighty dose of innuendo.

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Somchai also conveyed his bewilderment during the meeting as to why qualifications required for new election commissioner candidates had been set unrealistically high. 

price went up, huh? Inflation and Rolex watches have that effect.

having trashcans on a beach may help also 

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Prayut warns that he would be ‘more aggressive’ without embattled Prawit

He will let his inner Hun Sen out...

Congratulations Donald Trump, you are now the Innuendo President of the United States. May you be dragged by the short and curlies to your impeachment.

if she kisses him, will he turn into a frog?

1 hour ago, webfact said:

“The national police chief has already made it clear that the investigation must be fair and in line with the proper process,”

The weekly reminder on standard operating procedures has arrived.

The year that was..., same as the year that will be.

2 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

Don't forget the rubber sheets. 

first they'll take the dentures out...

5 hours ago, webfact said:

Republican Moore embraces Trump

and then they got a room

I'm sure he thought that one through, as thoroughly as he could.

3 hours ago, webfact said:

he assured reporters that ,”don’t worry, I’m ready to clarify these in details.”

why on earth would the reporters worry about you? Are they close friends or relatives of yours, concerned for your well-being? Or, maybe they are your fans now that you have become an Internet idol?

1 hour ago, ExpatOilWorker said:

I checked with a car restoration company and the cost to restore this car is:

 

Body incl all rust: 100,000 baht

Used engine: 60,000 baht

Suspension: 50,000 baht

Interior: 50,000 baht

 

Very tempting. Klaus, where is this car located?

 

pm'd you the details

I think he just wants to grab some ass in zero-gravity

It's just part of the ongoing government campaign to bring happiness to the junta