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"Expressing a desire" will achieve nothing, you have to buy the amulet, dummy!

"We do not care one iota about you once we have your money. The inconvenience of our customers is our first priority, the second one is too keep everyone uninformed, while our team is collectively digging their noses. Have a nice flight, if you can catch one."

Admiral to HTMS Chonburi: "You're grounded. And no TikTok for two weeks!"

Because the cover gives the impression that you were "elected". How much did the Thai taxpayer pay for this PR lie?

Once Move Forward is dissolved, all these irritating questions and accusations will cease, and the precious status quo will be safe!

Big Joke aligning with Thaksin, sending a message to his enemies: "When I find myself in times of trouble, Father Thaksin comes to me Speaking words of wisdom, let it be. Let It Be, Let It Be, Let It Be, I'm With Thaksin, LET IT BE!"

I propose the "Flipping the Bird" ritual as a global intangible cultural heritage. It is recognized in pretty much every country on earth and is used by every social class, and usually receives a response in kind. It is in fact so pervasive that in the future it may very well replace all gestures of greeting and respect, from the casual "tip of the hat" to military salutes. It will take me about six months to work out all the details to support the proposal, before its submission to UNESCO.

and with Phuket as the top choice for ostracizing foreigners, driven by Interior Minister Anutin, a neat balance is struck between the inflow- and the outflow-hubs...

Your holy Chubbiness, how would you like a facebook post mocking your bulk from gobbling up all the free food?

A corrupt commission asks a biased court to dissolve a party because that party planned to amend a law, which they say would lead to an overthrow of "the democratic regime of the government"... Yet, the Thai military and Police have actually overthrown "the democratic regime of the government" since its inception so many times that Thailand holds the world record for the highest number of successful coups, and nothing ever has happened to those coup makers, they actually get appointed to one of the most venerated positions (Privy Council) after they are done ruining the country, which makes them untouchable due to those same laws. Disgusting.

Forget the lawn. How much did they pay for that leaning lamp post?

While getting rid of the burning season is apparently not considered an optimal strategy...

Since AI is self-learning, it will be asking for tea money, I mean bandwidth money, in the near future...

Some math: Each anticipated European tourist would have to spend 10,500 EUROS once they are in Thailand to generate that income for Thailand. That includes the children.

Pre-1920s, he is black and fat..., yea he should experience that America.

"With a Little Help from My Friends" the Beatles

Thais are so proud of their country and love it so much, they just have to decorate it any chance they get.

double-parking the car in order to slurp some noodles

who never told them about the "other Mark Garland", strange...

Yes, blame the car.

Now, that's a proactive thing and it shows someone in the Police Force is thinking ahead, congratulations. It also confirms my suspicion that there is some sort of mechanism available that could prevent suspects freed on bail from fleeing the country. I do hope that some day this mechanism is actually deployed and can offer insight in why it works for some and not for others. Ahem, riveting stuff, this.

No worry, he wears a neckbrace-cum-PM2.5-stopper

On lower Suk some weeks ago, Indian man approached from behind: "Young Man, I can tell you are searching for something..." So I turned around: "Young Man? I'm 65, and I can tell you that you are not good at this." "Sorry Sir, have a good day" Be aware, they are always at least two...

Headline: Speedboat capsizes ferrying millionaires to mid-sea airport, captain flees the scene

Instead, there were some cheese recipes posted in the Fondue section.