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and a box of tissues...

in light of the statement that he doesnt have a computer...what is the box of tissues for ?....

...well, he does have a TV, you can see the remote on his desk...

The art of official explanations Thai style, say something on Monday, on Tuesday retract, alter or say no longer relevant, on Wednesday it's relevant again if appropriate and on Thursday propose setting up a committee. Forget Friday as it's too close to the weekend and there's probably a golf match.

The art of official explanations Thai style, say something on Monday, on Tuesday retract, alter or say no longer relevant, on Wednesday it's relevant again if appropriate and on Thursday propose setting up a committee. Forget Friday as it's too close to the weekend and there's probably a golf match.

and on the following Monday - get sued by someone for raising their name (who was / is completely innocent of course)

and the next day apologize to the Thai people, because someone lost all the evidence...

not wanting to hijack the threat, but this headline put into my mind how many stray taxi drivers use all of Bangkok as their toilet. I see them peeing everywhere on the sides of the street!

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:

A dowry is the money, goods or estate that a woman brings to a marriage.

...just saying...

Well, it is a government of the people, just not by the people...

That note alone shows that Yanks should not be teaching English to anyone.

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He wasn't teaching English, he was teaching Americanese.

According to a government insider, the Tourism Authority of Thailand is now researching a scheme to provide free "Love Thailand" tattoo vouchers for arriving tourists in a bit to bolster Thailands international image, after all, if millions of farang publicly state they love Thailand that should do wonders for the tourism industry! The TAT has submitted a request to the governmnet to increase their budget by an undisclosed amount...

In related news, the Ministry for Culture is trying to get in on the budget action by trying to limit the appropriate body parts that can be made available to the Tattoo scheme. They have submitted a request to the government to divert some of the TAT's budget increase to fund their research into officially approved body parts. It is rumoured that the TAT is not happy about this development...

Further, the Ministry of Silly Walks, is also trying to partake in the Tattoo scheme frenzie, but has not been able to come up with a plausible contribution, yet.

That's all folks, will keep you updated.

...is he out on bail yet? Probably after the Hungary trip!

I live in Thailand, but not in a barrel. I actually live in an apartment. Which makes me higher quality than the barrel dwellers!

Spend 300,000 baht and become a police man. From there it's all good...

The poorly written note could have ended up like this.

Is woody in the country at the moment?

I believe there are several woodies in LOS right now...

He had a PhD, decided to spend some time in Mae Sot of all places rather than living it up in a mansion in the good 'ol USA and then did crystal meth while screwing himself. OMG this is all so confusing I can't make sense of it.

...and he was 76 years old...spry old feller

Thai police are conducting a manhunt for the German fugitive in Australian robbery cases who fled Suvarnabhumi airport during a transit stop on May 16, according to the immigration police commander

I believe Thai government should bill the expense of the manhunt to to that Australian security company...

He added that police have not yet ruled out conflicts between gangs demanding protection fees from roadside vendors as a possible motive.

I thought extorting protection fees is exactly how the police operates...

So if the tusks had been 20 cm shorter at the time of the attack, the victim would have survived??

Again it has been proven, that those beautiful and intelligent animals, should not be kept in captivity for our entertainment !

did you read the whole article ,, if you did ,you will find it has nothing to do with that they do that to " free the spirit of the victim "

...and the spirit of the victim is about 20cm long...

Makes perfect sense. They are planning to campaign for this, that's all. So, they will make a budget. Then they need funds. And more funds. These funds will be allocated to...someone, something(?!!). This is what they (civil servants, officials) do, it's their reason for being (moving funds from somewhere to someone). Whether the Chao Phraya deserves/has a chance to actually become a World Heritage site is not the point. The point is that some official can disburse funds in another scheme of national prestige, that's all. Makes perfect sense. Repeating myself...

"We have revoked Raccaqni’s visa and will deport him to Italy," Chitsanupong said.

...after he gives us a crash course...

members of the public are urged to call the 1669 hotline before removing children from the vehicle as soon as possible.

...for English press 9...to speak to an operator, press 0...all operators are busy now, please hold...

What if?

I come back from abroad and notify my address at Immigration. My wife (registered home owner) stays abroad longer and therefore can not go to immigration with me. Will she be fined?

What if?

I rent a home from owner who stays abroad. How is the owner going to notify my address to immigration?

What if Thai law makers start making laws that make sense?

Deputy PM Chalerm is ordering the Thai Police to attend madatory seminars in order to address the problem of misunderstood bribes taking:

Quote: "the concept of bribes taking is part of the Thai culture, and all the officers need to learn is to keep up with the latest Bribes Taking Techniques"

These are the seminars:

1. Location, location, location (take your bribe in a small, enclosed, previously searched area) - step-by-step walkthru, you fool

2. Camouflage (how to alter any identifying badges, decals, etc) - working with a dummy, you dummy

3. Misdirection (theatrics, dramatics, sleight of hands to fool any casual observers) - take a lesson from your favorite TV star, you nitwit

4. Proof? What proof?!!! (creative accounting, off-shore banking) - the pros and cons, you con

At the successful conclusion of the seminars, the officers will be given a bribes taking certificate to show any snooping reporter that they comply with Thai culture requirements.

Deputy PM Chalerm, having completed said seminars himself: "Just do it, dudes, your life will be so much easier, trust me!"

Due to the hot weather, it is assumed that the croc escaped from it's cage in search of food.

Looks like the means to escape is weather related, not negligence or bad maintenance...so whenever it's hot, crocs escape!

Oooooh. Selling the country. That accusation normally reduces normally calm Thai people into apoplexy.

Being called a whore is quite mild in comparison.

Yup, she did sell the country. To me, actually. Yesterday for 5 baht. I am now looking to double my money. Any takers?

It is scary to think how many die in thailand.

It is scarier to think who is investigating these deaths...