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Today is The Day, girls! Don't miss it, or you can't have one for another year!

He needed money for short time...

Being murdered is unfair, Thai justice system is unfair, life is unfair. I think a US Embassy translator ranks lower on the unfairness scale.

He said as Thailand does not have an extradition treaty with Macau, it would be difficult to move for his arrest.

By all means, don't do anything that might be difficult...don't even try, I mean it. Hands off, that's an order!

Frantic Cabinet: "Can't stop now...we got to continue like this...it will all go away...don't lose face...Thaksin will fix it...sigh, sob, howl"

"Menace of the Shoe-Monsters from Outerspace"

A Movie title from the 1950s

Choice of Slogan:

1) Thailand: The Cat's Meeow!

2) Have you seen my litter box?

3) My other collar is Cartier, this one is Bulgari, of course, hmph.

Next week they'll feature soi dogs.

r u <deleted> kidding me?

is she doing this today?

thought they were reading the amnesty bill today

a bill that might destroy Thailand and she is not even kind enough to show up

She really must be the worst leader any country has ever seen

pathetic at it's best

You are absolutly wrong. She is the best cheerleader any country has ever seen.

Promoting Thainess non-stop

Lost it's balance - the truck was drunk! hic

"Our thoughts continue to be with the family and friends of the Mr. Del Pinto."

Don't say it, if you don't mean it

The loophole that was in the internet banking system allowed him to log into his account and steal the money from his account.

So then, whats the loophole? Anyone can answer? What about you, you investigative reporter you?!?

They think it's there, but whenever they get too close, they fall in and can't get out. Voracious loophole!

A cyber law expert, who asked not to be named, read Sermsuk's Facebook messages and said that Sermsuk did not violate the law.

"I am confident that he did not violate either Article 116 of the Criminal Law or the Computer Crime Act," he said.

...but I'm sure we will find something to charge him with. (I dare you all to press "Like This", muahhahhaa!)

It never stops, doesn't it, or is it in the jeans? lying, corruption, stealing, murdering, gambling, extortion, fraud. prostitution, cheating.

Yes, entertaining, isn't it?

The other two postponed their trial date.??? Who's running the show here?

"Hey judge, can't make it for this trial date, I am getting my nose hair plucked at the salon!"

"These mutual talks will... enhance our law-enforcement abilities,”

"...what will enhance our willingness to enforce the law are still the same amounts as usual," he added.

I seem to recall this was the job of 7/11 stores some time ago...or not?

You better Nok, Nok, Nok on wood, before you fly.

Looks more like Rock, Paper, Scissors to me.

Education Minister downplays prospects of a coup

...and Defence Minister downplays abysmal state of countries education system

Perfect recruiting material for this:

Desperately in need of over 4,000 tour guides, Govt lowers education criteria to 4th grade

Desperately in need of over 4,000 tour guides, Govt lowers education criteria to 4th grade

Yep, the government is really desperate, we all know how Thai adults, the ones who are the equivalent of 4th graders, react to any adverse situation: they shoot you and run away. What a realistic way to promote Thainess.

"Look at me!!! No sunglasses, no bag, no woman, no car!!! Have only robe, tching, tching!!!"

The Customs Department will set up a panel to consider the fine

It's nice to be the Customs Department...

A muslim, an Israeli and a gay walk into a bar.......

...the bartender is a Papua New Guinea headhunter...

...does he have a work permit?