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A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian!Passenger: "Who?"Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time."Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right."Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his effin' widow"-
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On 11/13/2021 at 1:15 AM, blackprince said:Actually, the terminology is "anthropomorphic climate change" but "anthropomorphic" is an even rarer word than "anthropological", especially for people who are unfamiliar with the issues, which obviously includes the overwhelming majority of deniers.
That's why I call it "man made climate change", after all it has been largely men, acutally largely white men, responsible for the man made climate disasters that are already with us.
I've posted uncontestable evidence from NASA confirming man made climate change a couple of times on other threads in the last couple of weeks. I assume that even the vast majority of deniers would accept that NASA is not part part of a global conspiracy.
You assume incorrectly, they are at the hub of the scam and along with the university of east anglia provide the vast majority of the corrupted evidence this whole scare is based on, see climategate.
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A very true storyHusband forgot to wish his wife on her birthday. He come home late at night from the office...His wife said: how would you feel if you don't see me for next few days?He couldn't believe his luck, He replied at once"wowww...that would be great..."Monday passed and he didn't see her,Tuesday passed and he didn't see her,Wednesday passed too.....On Thursday the swelling was better and he could see her from the corner of his left eye.-
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Some large brown envelopes involved?
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Paddy asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive womansitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman seated over there'..... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a replyto him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from herand conveyed it to the gentleman.The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage,2million euros in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'.After reading the note, paddy decided to compose one of his own in return.He folded his note, handed it to the waiter and asked him to deliver it to the lady.It read:'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8,a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages. I have beautiful homes in Aspen and South of France ,and a 10,000 acre castle . And there is over twenty million Euros in my bank accounts and portfolio.But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back.'-
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