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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are working on a skyscraper.The Englishman opens his sandwich box and exclaims "Bloody hell, ham and cheese again! I swear, if I have ham and cheese again tomorrow, I'm going to throw myself off this building!"The Scotsman then proceeds to open his sandwich box and exclaims "Aye, I've got <deleted> chicken-mayo again. If I have this tomorrow I'll throw myself off this building as well!"The Irishman opens his lunch and says "I've got bacon again! If I have bacon again tomorrow, I'll join you in jumping off this building!"So the next day the three men open their sandwich boxes and all have the same filling as the day before, so they all, for the purpose of this joke, jump from the sky scraper to their deaths.A few days later at the funerals of the three men, their wives stood weeping."If I would have known he didn't want ham and cheese then I would have mixed it up!" said the Englishman's wife.The Scotsman's wife nodded "Yes, If I knew he didn't want chicken mayo then I would have made something different".The Irishman's wife was crying harder than all and simply said "I just don't understand... Paddy made his own sandwiches".-
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A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that way? What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Its people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the name of humor!"The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde interrupts yelling, "You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little <deleted> on your lap."-
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A man walked into the produce section of his local ALDI supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce.The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager,"Some old <deleted> outside wants to buy half a head of lettuce."As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him, so the boy quickly added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."The manager approved the deal and the man went on his... way.Later, the manager said to the boy..........."I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?""New Zealand, sir," the boy replied."Why did you leave New Zealand ?" the manager asked.The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and rugby playersthere.""Is that right?" replied the manager, "My wife is from New Zealand!""Really?" replied the boy, "Who did she play for?"-
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Karen’s dishwasher stopped working so she called a repairman:Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman. I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a cheque."Oh, by the way don’t worry about my bulldog Spike. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!"When the repairman arrived at Karen’s flat the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled. "Shut up, you stupid, poxy bird!"To which the parrot replied. "Get him, Spike!-
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1 hour ago, steven100 said:something doesn't ad up ... but she ( the wife ) has it all covered. She went next door to the studio room in the morning ... then it was presumed he fell at around 12.00 noon, so she didn't bother to yell out to him or check on him between morning and 12.00 noon, no would you like a cup of tea dear or anything ?? I'm not buying this one bit .... this is so suspicious ... imo
too many answers from she !! many gaps here and if I were the police I would be extremely suspicious .... folks don't go around falling out of their own apartment windows.
''if I were the police I would be extremely suspicious'' err you do realise this is Thailand?
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1,216 people don't sound like a super pole to me.
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1 hour ago, aroiaroi said:
I was refering to the intent behind the contact attempts: ill willed and disingenuous.
There is a big difference between reaching out with the intent of resolving a situation aimicably vs take down requests backed by legal threats & jail time threats.
The hotel has obviously phrased it this way in order to cover themselves legally and make themselves look reasonable. I suppose it's fooled some - but it's not too difficult (shouldn't be) to read between the lines and get the context.
So you say, I read it differently, as far as I can see they just wanted him to stop the slander but his refusal to respond to their attempts until they used the law speaks for itself.
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American free trade at it's finest.
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4 hours ago, Chelseafan said:
Oh, I think he is very bright and I wouldn't be surprised if there are 20,000 baht of goods at a friends house
You have a suspicious and devious mind, Chelea fan indeed ????
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4 hours ago, aroiaroi said:
"Sort out the matter?" Normal business procedures might try and reach some compromise but there is no no evidence of that intent. based on the charges laid, it's not unreasonable to say the hotel made contact with ill intent. In Other words, "sorting out" the matter = escalating take down threats, legal threats, culminating in charges.
''but there is no no evidence of that intent'' au contraire, there is plenty of evidence they made numerous attepts to contact him to no avail, he just kept on slandering them. He's had his chance now let the courts decide, after all TiT!
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On 10/1/2020 at 3:12 AM, camble said:
This resort owes the customer a free weekend in their finest suite for having to spend a weekend in jail, and with no corkage fees.
Not a chance, his fault, the hotel is in the right here, ''The hotel claims they tried to contact the complainant to sort out the matter but he only stopped when police got in touch and took him to jail in Koh Chang.''
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Not too bright there Kuhn Pannakrit, see your point though ????
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11 hours ago, jinners said:
Johnson was a fabulous replacement, and Angus is in there, complete with (now looking odder than ever) school uniform?
Yeah Angus is in there, shame Johnson is with his god awful voice though.
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More like A than AC/DC, the real band died with Bon, Johnson was a poor replacement and any band without Angus is no AC/DC.
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7 hours ago, Matzzon said:Hey, totally irrelevant! Nobody enforce those rules and laws anyway. Why would they think that a new law would be different?
Well if nothing else it would entitle them to help at times like the present pandemic, as it is they've been hung out to dry (no pun intended).
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I'll sign it, where is it?
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