I predict there will be at least one more page of comments repeating how obvious the guys prediction is.

hilarious all of you       here`s my prediction a new new year is coming soon !

 

be careful out there.

Be careful of accidents not only during the New Year but everyday. 

4 hours ago, Misterwhisper said:

I can do better than that. After having consulted my crystal ball, here is what's in store for next year:

 

- Scores of monks will be exposed for having sex with underage teens, for drug trafficking, alcohol guzzling, gambling and a general greed for money;

 

- Thai motorists will die on the kingdom's roads in droves, with a few school buses turning over and a few tour buses falling into ravines, killing dozens of innocents because their drivers fell asleep at the wheel or were simply stone drunk;

 

- Hundreds of policemen will spend more time and energy on demanding bribes from the general public than on actually enforcing the law;

 

- Several ministers will get entangled in bribery, nepotism and embezzlement scandals - with all of them being granted 30 days each to cook up a pulled-by-the-hair explanation;

 

- A handful of celebrities will become involved in road accidents but are not going to see the inside of a prison cell for even 1 day;

 

- The government will announce a postponement of the next election several times over;

 

- Hundreds of foreign tourists will be fleeced for up to 100,000 baht per person for dropping cigarette butts on a number of designated beaches, while not one single local is going to be charged for the very same offense;

 

- The Red Bull heir will continue to be elusive as all Thai efforts to bring the bad boy home to face the music will prove fruitless.

 

And I could go on and on and on and on...    

That is some crystal ball you have, being able to predict such a multitude of happenings, do you think our dear leader  would be able to make some use of it. 

Is this a joke someone taking the pis 

My blind deaf dead dog could have prodicted that 

Truly amazing power from an Astrologer 

 

8 hours ago, worgeordie said:

You dont need Crystal Balls,to forecast there is going to be Mayhem

on Thai roads over the New Year.

Regards Worgeordie

I predict good Friday as another bad day , but then again,  everyday is a bad day on Thai roads.

Guys he is a "former" astrologer. Makes sense.

All the levity aside, it's concerning that people still believe this claptrap; as a response 'education' is a very topical issue.  And NO, we do not have to respect people's beliefs. Why would you respect any of this? He's most likely a very nice, sincere gentleman notwithstanding, but sorry folks there's not much to see here as he (I trust ingenuously) holds himself up to ridicule.  

Astounding foresight! - It must have taken years of dedicated practice to achieve that level of intuition - a bit like my years of practice on a comb and paper!

2 minutes ago, sambum said:

Astounding foresight! - It must have taken years of dedicated practice to achieve that level of intuition - a bit like my years of practice on a comb and paper!

ha ha except that 'comb and paper' exist in the natural world! 

7 minutes ago, sambum said:

Astounding foresight! - It must have taken years of dedicated practice to achieve that level of intuition - a bit like my years of practice on a comb and paper!

It is very eady to make a lot of noise with a comb and paper, but to master and make some  sense of it all is an art. 

1 minute ago, Essaybloke said:

ha ha except that 'comb and paper' exist in the natural world! 

 

1 minute ago, Essaybloke said:

ha ha except that 'comb and paper' exist in the natural world! 

We all exist in the natural world!?. If you believe in him you belong in the series Star Trek. "Beam me up Scottie",

Ha! Like other posters here, you don't have to be an astrologer warn about accidents. Having said that, Thai drivers don't listen to anyone else will they listen to him, I wonder? Forlorn hope!

I'm careful on the roads every day.

Ridiculously funny this one. Glad I read it as it genuinely gave me a good Xmas laugh for the day. Btw, I predict the sun will rise tomorrow. 

10 hours ago, Ossy said:

Top Farang astrologer warns - be GUARANTEED of MORE road accidents at New Year, 'cos many Thais will drink & drive at New Year.

 

He say this astrology malarkey is easy-peasy. Anyone can do it and no need for the Porky-head accessory . . . any old gas bag will do.

Thats one of his crystal balls............or the last of his marbles, having obviously lost the rest of them!

Lottery numbers please.....(joking)

Thank you very much. The whole world also knows there would be a lot of people die during this period!

And I correctly predicted that TV would erupt in (well deserved) sarcastic comments in response to this highly gifted and anointed prophet's cosmic revelations...

 

This is based on Astrology, so what about other countries where drivers behave sensibly and drive with caution according to the rules of the road?

He would have done better to say that he predicted that Thai drivers would drive with caution and care this year and the carnage of previous years would not reoccur this year. That might have had a positive effect on a superstitious people who belive is is your fate if you get killed on the road. Your fate changes if you live in the outback or Dingle in Kerry.

And a top farang astrologer warns: not only New Year, there are 364 more days after New Year's day

I predict people will die on the roads tonight and tomarrow.

Now give me your money..

Pickups can carry holiday revellers, government says

Top Thai astrologer warns - be careful of road accidents at New Year

 

Clearly, despite having gone through the Thai education system, the guy can still work out that two and two and make four.

I thought 2 and 2 make purple..

If you say I am wrong, my feelings will be hurt.

Actually, that is probably not true. More true, would be "less educated".

And who's fault is that? A 1 hour film where all are allowed to sleep through is not education..rather this is a "depopulation" effort.

....hmmm righteous bros...

12 hours ago, Thailand said:

And the 1st of January will be New Years day. 

Ha ha brilliant 

2 hours ago, Kwasaki said:

I'm careful on the roads every day.

when I drive out from home, I immediately switch to " every bar steward is trying to kill me" so I drive accordingly.

Seems he is pretty good at face shifting as well

judging by the two photographs