libya 115 Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," he replied. "Wow, that's amazing," she said, "How old are you?" "Twenty-six." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrus Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch."I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," he replied. "Wow, that's amazing," she said, "How old are you?" "Twenty-six." You get slowly and, progressively, worse. Consistent though....! redrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farangsay Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Libya , Libya :D This one struck too close to home ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Have you contacted the Guinness Book of Records? I'm sure they could fit you in somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Have you contacted the Guinness Book of Records? I'm sure they could fit you in somewhere. Dont you mean the Book of Regrets ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch."I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," he replied. "Wow, that's amazing," she said, "How old are you?" "Twenty-six." :D not bad at all for a libya. 8/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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