This Joke Will Blow Your Socks Off.....

[libya 115]

A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," he replied.

"Wow, that's amazing," she said, "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six."

[redrus]

A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," he replied.

"Wow, that's amazing," she said, "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six."

You get slowly and, progressively, worse.

Consistent though....!

redrus

[farangsay]

Libya , Libya

:D

This one struck too close to home !

[lampard10]

Have you contacted the Guinness Book of Records? I'm sure they could fit you in somewhere.

[Little Black Duck]

Have you contacted the Guinness Book of Records? I'm sure they could fit you in somewhere.

Dont you mean the Book of Regrets ????

[Grover]

A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," he replied.

"Wow, that's amazing," she said, "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six."

:D

not bad at all for a libya. 8/10