According to international temperature forecasts, the temperature in Thailand is set to fall at least 0.5 degrees during the coming weekend.

This is unprecented!! The last time this occured was in 1997 when strong rumours that the sky was falling lead to a collapse in the market for suntan lotion.

I highly reccomend that all TV members top up today with sun-tan lotions and creams.

Simon

PS - I will post again tomorrow after I have accurately measured the change in temperature to the 5th decimal position.....

don't complain, there was 2 cm snow in west London the last night - spooked my kitty

I'm actually not as stupid as I look Simon.

(But I often have to repeat that statement

because some people refuse to believe me).

This is a subtle rebuke to the constant posts

about the baht "soaring" by 1 satang against

the dollar.

See , I'm really not that stupid.

You didn't fool me at all.

who??? Me?????

Simon