How Was I Born?

Long gone are the days when the stork would deliver babies

''Dad. how was I born?''

"Good my son, I knew this day would come sooner or later.

You see, mom and dad copy/pasted in an MSN chatroom. Dad asked mom for a date in an internet café. In the café's washroom, dad then gave her a hard drive,mom made a few downloads off dad's memory stick . When dad was ready for the upload we both realised we hadn't used a firewall. It was then too late to delete, nine months later we both got infected by a virus...