Jamesyboi Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn't get a visa. One day, she met a man who told her not to dispair. "l'll let you sneak aboard my captain's ship and take you to France, but you have to screw me every time I bring you food, okay?" She accepted, and for about three months the guy brought her food and water and then she screwed him. This went on for about 3 months, at which point she was discovered by the captain. The captain asked what she was doing and she said a man was taking her to France if she screwed him every time he brought her food. The captain replied, "He sure is screwing you - this is the New York Ferry." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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