Jamesyboi Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ”None, they all fly away with the first gun shot” The teacher replies “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.” Then Little Johnny says “I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?” The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone” To which Little Johnny replied, “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot" The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone" To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx When are you intend to post a new joke and no more those from 1960? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanLaw Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Personally I find most of the jokes entertaining & the majority I have not heard before. (& I was born before 1960) If you find that you are so incensed as to send a negative comment why read them ?? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx When are you intend to post a new joke and no more those from 1960? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Keep 'em coming Jamesyboi..........................................I sometimes listen to music from 1960, and I'm sure I have heard it before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who, me ? Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 good ones, most of the time....keep on sending.... Hi LL, why don't you send a couple of new funny ones ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Keep 'em coming Jamesyboi..........................................I sometimes listen to music from 1960, and I'm sure I have heard it before. 1960 is a typo shady, you meant 1860 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Keep 'em coming Jamesyboi..........................................I sometimes listen to music from 1960, and I'm sure I have heard it before. 1960 is a typo shady, you meant 1860 What? when you were just a glint in a convicts eye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 All jokes have been done before - nothing new under the sun and all that! Keep them coming Jamesyboi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 All jokes have been done before - nothing new under the sun and all that! Keep them coming Jamesyboi! Yep, and it's nice to be reminded of the oldies At least James' jokes are funny, never did get Libby's 'fish and chips' joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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