saraburioz Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I have just spent some time in Cambodia doing some business for my Thai wife's uncles. They are both very wealthy Thai billionaires. I got the money transferred to my account so I could get the full amount in cash and unfortunately got drunk and visited the casinos. I fancy myself as a good gambler but now know otherwise. The bottom line is that I blew 7 million baht. I haven't a clue as what to do. I have two options - tell the truth and face death, losing my family, or forgiveness. Due to the nature of the business, I needed cash, so one alternative is to fake a robbery. Can any of you blokes come up with any other ways out? 7 million is a lot of money for me but not that much for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dan Sai Kid Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 (edited) Troll You should have some cash, you were looking at getting a lexus recently or you could sell the 5000 rai of land that you claim to own... Edited February 5, 2007 by The Dan Sai Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mid Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 very wealthy Thai billionaires don't transfer large amounts of cash into minor farang ' p#### relatives personal accounts ....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraburioz Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 TrollYou should have some cash, you were looking at getting a lexus recently or you could sell the 5000 rai of land that you claim to own... I troll you not - we got a land rover instead and all with my wife's money, not mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goshawk Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I have just spent some time in Cambodia doing some business for my Thai wife's uncles. They are both very wealthy Thai billionaires. I got the money transferred to my account so I could get the full amount in cash and unfortunately got drunk and visited the casinos. I fancy myself as a good gambler but now know otherwise. The bottom line is that I blew 7 million baht. I haven't a clue as what to do. I have two options - tell the truth and face death, losing my family, or forgiveness. Due to the nature of the business, I needed cash, so one alternative is to fake a robbery. Can any of you blokes come up with any other ways out? 7 million is a lot of money for me but not that much for them. yeah, best thing to do would be go and buy the cheapest shotgun you can find, drink a bottle of fire water and then blow your stupid brains out... cos you can bet your bottom dollar, that's what your former families' paid assasin will be doing quite shortly. bottoms up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Fess up, only recourse you did wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Many of your posts have blasted those farangs who have married into the rural classes. Many of your posts lambast those farangs who do not understand Thai culture. Many of your posts advise us how to succeed as farangs in Thailand as you have done. Now you post claiming to have got drunk and lost a fortune (2000 months' salary - by your own words). If this is not precisely the behaviour of a brainless peasant, I don't know what is. If your wife were an Isaan hooker, I think your chances of forgiveness would be far higher than from a well-armed, well-connected Bangkok business dynasty. Good luck or good trolling, whatever your game is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuestHouse Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I've taken so much salt with this post I'm beginning to feel ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meom Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 How big is 7 million in cash? I guess it doesn't fit in your pocket so how big a bag do you need to carry this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dan Sai Kid Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 You could easily manage it in a Lotus carrier bag. - you could write swag on it with a black marker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexth Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Oh boy, you are soooooo screwed I never gamble, seen too many suicides, broken families and wasted lifes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFCarlson Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Better hope the uncles don't read the ThaiVisa Forum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 They are both very wealthy Thai billionaires. That's bad luck for you as they'll be able to afford a good quality hitman, not like the poorer Thai billionaires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazo Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Your not looking for sympathy on here are you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couthy Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Like, the old Bay City Rollers song said - "Bye, Bye Baby, Bye, Bye". Hope you kept enough of the 7 mill for a ticket out and the 700 hundred at the airport. Divi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Like, the old Bay City Rollers song said - "Bye, Bye Baby, Bye, Bye".Hope you kept enough of the 7 mill for a ticket out and the 700 hundred at the airport. Divi. 700 now? Is nothing sacred? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pumpuiman Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 You claim to be wealthy. What's the big deal. Are you afraid of your hi/so wife? Does she consider you a useless vermin? Bet you wish you had married a farm girl now, huh? You'll get what's coming to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulUSA302 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 (edited) Tell your wife that you gambled the money away. She may want to save face by finding a way replace the money you lost. I seen a old Kung-<deleted> movie where something like this happened and the guy who lost the money went to his uncle and offered himself as a personal servant to pay off the debt. Maybe you could consider throwing yourself at their feet and begging for mercy. Another option is to have them send you 10 million more Baht, go back to that Casino and win back the 7 million and then some! Edited February 5, 2007 by PaulUSA302 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ijustwannateach Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Wait a moment, I've lost track of this story.... Which character is the Special Forces Veteran? And when does the Exotic Dancer come into it? "S" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dan Sai Kid Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 The exotic dancer entered at post 19! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippybangkok Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Troll Never seen such a puke IM........ Maybe we should have a vote: - super troll of the year award. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papaya9 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Further tarnish of the farang lustre... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAWP Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Pics or it didn't happend. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jinjok Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 (edited) just tell the truth any thai man will understand you: got really drunk, gambled your life savings -and maybe even visited a few hookers in the process. standard procedure for thai men oh, i forgot - youre farang and that means youre good only until the payments to family stop oh well - glad im no gambler. Edited February 5, 2007 by jinjok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianw Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 just read the whole sorry story if anyone belives it they must be living in cloud cukoo land what a load of crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattayaman Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 This guy is about as convincing as Toxin and his government,you think maybe his inlaws are the Toxins????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyk Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Yer fcuked mate. Enjoy your remaining time in Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_hippo Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 If you are looking for sympathy, you will find it in a dictionary - midway between sex and syphilis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Mouse Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 You can start to recover the money with a McDonalds drink cup, some old clothes, a mutilated leg and a busy street corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyree D. Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 you better know how to play an instrument Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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