I've Blown 7 Million Baht

[Maizefarmer]

A) you are incredibly irresponsible

you are incredibly stupid

... thats my take on it

MZ

I have just spent some time in Cambodia doing some business for my Thai wife's uncles. They are both very wealthy Thai billionaires. I got the money transferred to my account so I could get the full amount in cash and unfortunately got drunk and visited the casinos. I fancy myself as a good gambler but now know otherwise. The bottom line is that I blew 7 million baht. I haven't a clue as what to do. I have two options - tell the truth and face death, losing my family, or forgiveness. Due to the nature of the business, I needed cash, so one alternative is to fake a robbery.

Can any of you blokes come up with any other ways out? 7 million is a lot of money for me but not that much for them.

[TAWP]

You DO know he is a troll, huh?

[IvanLaw]

Mr W Mitty still around,

Surprised that not now “Fish food” if story true.

PS

Good luck with the novel

[Lucifer]

Your dog isn't called '7 million baht', by any chance. Is it?

[jdinasia]

IF any of you guys are caring I am still alive and we've had a family meeting. The grandfather sorted things out. My wife said that the owner of the casinos are his good mates. He remimds me of a Thai Marlon Brando in the Godfather and guarenteed my safety. I lost any respect that he may have ever had for me, whivh probably wasnt' ver much. I hope he doesn't die soon when out playing in the garden.

Christ how the hellllll did I get into a family liek this.

well I think the concensus is that you are taking the piss.....

but if you aren't ... how did they let you in? They aren't the thieves/degenerate gamblers in this story

[philliphn]

There is a very old saying. It goes like this. Casinos were built on loosers not winners.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

IF any of you guys are caring I am still alive and we've had a family meeting. The grandfather sorted things out. My wife said that the owner of the casinos are his good mates. He remimds me of a Thai Marlon Brando in the Godfather and guarenteed my safety. I lost any respect that he may have ever had for me, whivh probably wasnt' ver much. I hope he doesn't die soon when out playing in the garden.

Christ how the hellllll did I get into a family liek this.

well I think the concensus is that you are taking the piss.....

but if you aren't ... how did they let you in? They aren't the thieves/degenerate gamblers in this story

Seconded

[paulsmithson]

wow I read the start of this topic a week ago---and he is still alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey pal ---had it been my 7 million baht you would have been admiring the grass roots by now for sure.

[DrFisher]

Well, if you fake a robbery and the police find out you are faking your problems are over they will give you free room and board and protection from your wife and rich family providing that the police can't be bought.

[luckyluke]

I pity you,please give me your bank account number and credit card number and i will put the 7.000.000 on your account.

[Maizefarmer]

No - I didnt know that!

Thanx for marking my card.

MF

You DO know he is a troll, huh?

[zaza]

I have just spent some time in Cambodia doing some business for my Thai wife's uncles. They are both very wealthy Thai billionaires. I got the money transferred to my account so I could get the full amount in cash and unfortunately got drunk and visited the casinos. I fancy myself as a good gambler but now know otherwise. The bottom line is that I blew 7 million baht. I haven't a clue as what to do. I have two options - tell the truth and face death, losing my family, or forgiveness. Due to the nature of the business, I needed cash, so one alternative is to fake a robbery.

Can any of you blokes come up with any other ways out? 7 million is a lot of money for me but not that much for them.

Sure you'd blown 7 Million Baht cause u have a blown up brain

[ding]

Why have the moderators let this post go on for so long? if anyone believes this rubbish they really need to look at themselves!!

Why can't the moderators allow profanity for just this one post.

Oh puleeeez!

[Furbie]

I was going to do this myself, but it sounds like you need the help more than I do…I was recently contacted by a man in Nigeria, his name is unimportant, but he is a high ranking government official trying to get money out of the country. If you give him your bank account information, he will transfer $66 million USD to your account and you can keep 30% as a commission. PM me if you want the e-mail address and further details.

[Briggsy]

I have just spent some time in Cambodia doing some business for my Thai wife's uncles. They are both very wealthy Thai billionaires. I got the money transferred to my account so I could get the full amount in cash and unfortunately got drunk and visited the casinos. I fancy myself as a good gambler but now know otherwise. The bottom line is that I blew 7 million baht. I haven't a clue as what to do. I have two options - tell the truth and face death, losing my family, or forgiveness. Due to the nature of the business, I needed cash, so one alternative is to fake a robbery.

Can any of you blokes come up with any other ways out? 7 million is a lot of money for me but not that much for them.

Sure you'd blown 7 Million Baht cause u have a blown up brain

Look, Mum! 2 trolls.

[soundman]

Even if oyu did go to the casino, wouldn't you have learn't by the first million .... Ahh..... what a load of cr#p, I can't be bothered writing more on this subject ....

I'm sure you'll be called "ai kwai" just before the lights go out.

Soundman.

[jbowman1993]

Stop Feeding the Troll, please.

[Jeff1]

I pity you,please give me your bank account number and credit card number and i will put the 7.000.000 on your account.

This was my line of thinking.

Upon reading such a sad story and me having so much I have decided to give you the 7 million. PM me with your bank account number and I will send it tomorrow.

[Donz]

Admit your mistakes to them, why lie to them for.

If there billionaires 7 million baht is nothing.

My brother gambled more then 10 times then that and came clean.

He would be laughing his ass off if he read this thread.

[sibeymai]

is this thread still going ? Since the OP has avoided paying the maximum penalty (yes, the OP's family DOES have connections, so the OP says, with the casino owners) it looks like we can all look forward to even more entertaining adventures in the future.

Can't wait for the episode where the OP escapes single-handedly from a drug crazed knife weilding maniac who kidnaps him in a plot hatched by his irate in-laws.

I can't wait......oh, did you see the OP's post about kissing an ugly bar girl who turned out to be a beautiful princess from a wealthy family whom he married and lived with happily ever after........

[Bruce1]

You could always sell the wife's Land Rover and repay the money.

[Donz]

Sell your body.

I heard you can get good money on the black market for a kidney

[qwertz]

Sell your body.

I heard you can get good money on the black market for a kidney

I lost all my friends through playing monopoly. I went into denial and just couldn't accept that it wasn't real money. I'm being released next and thought of joining the salvation Army but I'm being collected by a large flying saucer very soon. The Queen of Venus wants me to impregnate 10321 vrigins there (not all pretty, I will admit, but someone has to do it) to rejuvenate the depleted genetic pool. Does anyone know of a reputable purveyor of viagra on Venus. Oh, sorry, must fly. The saucer's beeping. Bye.

[PaulUSA302]

If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you

But make allowance for their doubting too,

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,

Or being hated, don't give way to hating,

And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,

If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster

And treat those two impostors just the same;

If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken

Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,

And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings

And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,

And lose, and start again at your beginnings

And never breath a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

To serve your turn long after they are gone,

And so hold on when there is nothing in you

Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,

Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,

If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;

If all men count with you, but none too much,

If you can fill the unforgiving minute

With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,

Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,

And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!

--Rudyard Kipling

[OlRedEyes]

Usta be you could go join the Foreign Legion... Ahhh, them good ol' days

[qwertz]

Usta be you could go join the Foreign Legion... Ahhh, them good ol' days

The Legion Etrangere has been replaced by LOS. Vive la farang! March or die, you cissies!