Office Joke

[Jamesyboi]

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, ''Can I help you?'' ''Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines.''

[jezchesters]

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, ''Can I help you?'' ''Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines.''

Funnily enough, I was in a club in Brighton where Chris Eubank was pacing around, chatting loudly on his mobile phone. Stupid bastard - once he had gained sufficient attention from people within earshot, his phone started ringing - you should have seen the look on his face as he beat a hasty retreat!!!