Jamesyboi Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 A man was sitting on a bus looking ashamed. The man next to him noticed and asked what the matter was. He said that when he went to buy the bus ticket, the woman serving him had the most unbelievable breasts, so he got flustered and asked for two tickets to Tittsburgh instead of Pittsburgh. The man next to him laughed and said, ''Don't worry about that. We all make Freudian slips. This morning I was having breakfast with my wife. I meant to say, 'Pass the salt,' but I accidently said, 'You ######ing bitch, you ruined my life.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Far Angst Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 A man was sitting on a bus looking ashamed. The man next to him noticed and asked what the matter was. He said that when he went to buy the bus ticket, the woman serving him had the most unbelievable breasts, so he got flustered and asked for two tickets to Tittsburgh instead of Pittsburgh. The man next to him laughed and said, ''Don't worry about that. We all make Freudian slips. This morning I was having breakfast with my wife. I meant to say, 'Pass the salt,' but I accidently said, 'You ######ing bitch, you ruined my life.'" The best ever! Totally cracked me up and now my belly hurts. Thank you. ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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