Nuts! Man needs 15 stitches after python bites him on the toilet

 

Picture: Daily News

 

A Bangkok man relieving himself yesterday at his Lat Prao home felt something bite him.

 

He was horrified when he put his hand under his body and realized that it was a large python. 

 

Anyawut Phoamphai got the help of a friend who took him to a clinic then he was transferred to a hospital.

 

Despite a serious wound to his undercarriage he was allowed home after getting 15 stitches. 

 

Daily News reported that the python - returned to nature by the snake catchers at Ruam Katanyu foundation - had bitten Anyawaut on the testicles. 

 

"I was doing my business when I felt a nip," Anyawut told Thai Rath in a video. "I grabbed the snake by the neck - it was huge". 

 

The incident happened in Lat Prao Soi 84 in northern Bangkok and was reported to the world via the "Nakorn 45" page on Facebook.

 

-- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2018-11-09

 

 

21 minutes ago, webfact said:

"I was doing my business when I felt a nip," Anyawut told Thai Rath in a video. "I grabbed the snake by the neck - it was huge". 

Yes, I think he may be bragging here...

1 hour ago, webfact said:

Nuts! Man needs 15 stitches after python bites him on the toilet

 

What part of your anatomy is your toilet..............

I'm sure they report these stories so readers can make jokes!

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Lucky he was a man ,if it was a lady,well snakes love warm ,moist holes.

5 hours ago, Dmaxdan said:

Yes, I think he may be bragging here...

Dammint.  Don't write stuff like that!  I had a mouth full of crackers and milk and almost spit it all over!

 

My first glance at the picture, & seeing the snake on the right, I actually thought it was something else, that had come from the gentleman.

 

Common decency prevents me from explaining further, & indeed speculating as to how it might have been 'delivered'.

 

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Edited November 9, 20187 yr by faraday

A crude pornographic post as well as replies have been removed from this thread.

Might wanna consider the high altitude bombing technique in future .. 

6 hours ago, Dmaxdan said:

Yes, I think he may be bragging here...

Probably his own fault, he shit a brick and hit the snake on the head annoying it.

Ah yes the cobra in the toilet story again . I think we already had 5 of these this year.  And how did the cobra end up in the toilet ? No filter in the water tank ? TIT. 

 

 

 

 

Poor snake. Probably thought it was getting a couple of eggs. 

2 hours ago, roo860 said:

I'm sure they report these stories so readers can make jokes!

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Oh boy.....if it were me I don’t think I’d see it as a joke!

I know I am a little dumb ( feel free to comment ).....But can someone please explain how a big snake ends up coming up through the toilet pipes? We see signs everywhere in toilets not to put paper down the pan as the pipes are too small and clog up, yet the head on that snake must be three inches across.

7 hours ago, AhFarangJa said:

What part of your anatomy is your toilet..............

Just what I was thinking ........was it his front toilet or his rear toilet , ok a third toilet , the under carriage one/two.

OMG.   Again?   No wonder th Chinese numbers are down.   I will have to remember to turn the light on and look before business in Thailand.    I love snakes but I'm pretty sure in my pain I would kill the snake before calling for help. 

6 hours ago, balo said:

Ah yes the cobra in the toilet story again .

Obviously you would not see the snake.  Reason for saying such is that you cannot tell the difference between a cobra and, as reported, a python.

 

'nuf sed

I think I would bite the first thing I saw if someone shit on my head

Never loiter on the bog here wait for touch cloth before discharge to save time ????  

I was sooo confused by the entire story... until he pointed to the toilet!

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On 11/9/2018 at 8:41 AM, webfact said:

He was horrified when he put his hand under his body and realized that it was a large python. 

Ok, stop with the bragging...