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ballpoint Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 How are everyone's New Years Resolutions going? Anybody finished their Easter Eggs yet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 My distance vision is getting worse. The Moon was last night, but I could see only half of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted January 8, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 8, 2022 Two men are playing golf when one realizes he's left his jacket at the last tee He goes back to get it, stops halfway and turns back. "What's up?" asks his mate. "Well, you see those two women at the tee? One's my wife, and she's playing with my mistress." His mate laughs and says, "No worries, I'll go get it for you." He stops halfway, comes back, looks at his mate and says "Small world." 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted January 8, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 8, 2022 RyanAir has won the least popular airline award again. If they win again next year, they will beat the previous record set by the Luftwaffe in 1945. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 I never make predictions. Never have. Never will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 I've just seen on the news that the thief who is stealing t-shirts in order of size is still at large. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Bigamy. Like the real me, but taller. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted January 8, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 8, 2022 I've just bought a Humpty Dumpty from Aldis. It's great. It comes with Aldi King's Horses and Aldi King's men. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Be careful of local swimming pools offering water sports. Some girls are no fun at all, and they do press charges. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 (edited) Guys, is it Belend, Bell End,or Bell-end? It's for a headstone, so I need to get it right. Edited January 8, 2022 by ballpoint Just found another censored word 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri". "No, I'm sorry", replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri doc". 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 A man ran home form work, pulled his wife into the bedroom, threw her on the bed and pulled the blankets over them. She was shocked - he hadn't done this for more than 20 years. Then her husband said, "Look, my new watch glows in the dark." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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