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tomazbodner Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 Frank walks into the office and sees John at work... John, my man, what are you doing here? I thought it is your mother-in-law's funeral today?! Yeah, it is... but you know... work first, party later! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomazbodner Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 Employee: Boss, my salary is so lousy I can't even afford to get married! Boss: You'll thank me later... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomazbodner Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 Woman is standing in front of mirror.... Geez, I'm so fat! And look at all these wrinkles! I look so old! Dear, please say something nice to console me... Husband: You have excellent eye sight, darling... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tomazbodner Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 Cop walks up to theater ticket seller and says "I'd like 2 tickets for tonight's show." "Romeo and Juliet?" "No. For me and my wife!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomazbodner Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 2 girlfriends talking and one asks the other: I've heard you married a boxer. What's he like? Ummm.... difficult to describe. He looks different after each match... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomazbodner Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 A man is making rounds giving Easter greetings to his neighbour when he gets to the last one... When the door opens, he puts on a grin and says: I wish you all the same as you wish for me! Angrily, neighbour blurts: How dare you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tomazbodner Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 Policeman stops a car that was obviously speeding... Good evening, Sir, says the policeman. I was waiting for you all day! I know! answers the driver. I came as quickly as I could! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomazbodner Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 John is telling his colleague that his wife ran away with his best friend Frank. Colleague: as far as I know, Frank was never even your friend, let alone best friend... John: Maybe not then, but he is now! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomazbodner Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 Wife calls husband and starts yelling: Where the **** are you?!! Husband: Dear, do you remember that gold shop where you just loved that diamond necklace and for which I told you that one day it will be yours? Wife melts down: I'm so sorry, dear... Of course I remember... Husband: Well, I'm at the pub across the road! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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