Worst Joke Ever 2024

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A couple meet at a speed dating venue. The guy says, "how about we skip all the formalities and just get married?" 

She replied, "but we don't know each other".

"No problem" he says, "we'll get to know each other over time".

She says "do you know what, I've got nothing to lose lets go for it"

So they get married and jet off to the Caribbean for their honeymoon. On the first day they are lounging by the pool when the guy suddenly gets up, walks to the deep end of the pool and climbs to the very highest diving board. He dives off, performs a triple somersault and enters the water like a knife.

"Wow," she says "that was some dive".

"Yes," he says " I was an Olympic diver and have three gold medals. See, I told you we would get to know each other as we went along".

With that she gets up, dives into the pool and does fifty lengths, returns to the sun lounger and not even breathing heavily.

"Wow" he says, "were you an Olympic endurance swimmer".

"No" she replied, "I was a prostitute in Liverpool but I worked both sides of the Mersey"

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I didn't get this one at first, it went straight through me.

 

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666 

 

 

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