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Popular Post ballpoint Posted January 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 14, 2021 My neighbours bought their son a drum kit last week. I went round to see him earlier. What a noise he makes. You'd think he'd never had a drumstick shoved up his <deleted> before. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted January 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 14, 2021 I went back to see my doctor yesterday. I said, "I applied the pile cream that you gave me this morning and I got a very nasty reaction." "Where exactly did you apply it?" he asked. I said, "On the bus!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted January 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 14, 2021 My mate just asked me, "If you were stuck on a desert island, and you could have three records, what would they be?" I said, "The long distance swimming one would be handy!" 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted January 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 14, 2021 I saw my dwarf neighbour at a bus stop. "Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said. "<deleted> off" he shouted back. "What an ungrateful little <deleted>," I thought, as I zipped my rucksack and continued my walk. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tifino Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 dunno who Ozzie out there hasn't yet heard how the Woke has caused to imminent elimination of the labeling of Coon Cheese? - but the effects are widespread: 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post VocalNeal Posted January 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 14, 2021 3 hours ago, sanuk711 said: . Happened to me. Got banned for 1 year. Joined the merchant navy. Life is good. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sanuk711 Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 2 hours ago, VocalNeal said: Happened to me. Got banned for 1 year. Joined the merchant navy. Life is good. I did also Neal....back in the 60s----- mainly Shaw Savill--Blue star etc.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tifino Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, roo860 said: What a coincidence, I have the same cooker and kettle, amazing! ... and to think others would settle for an old boiler! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted January 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 14, 2021 Meanwhile back in Rotherham : Yorkshire Herald. Buttock Tattoo Terror Lands Rotherham Pair In Hospital A furious row has broken out between a local tattoo artist and his client after what started out as a routine inking session left both of them requiring emergency hospital treatment. Furious film fan and part-time plus-size XXXL model Tracey Munter (23), had visited the 'Ink It Good' Tattoo Emporium in Wellgate, Yorkshire last week, to have the finishing touches applied to a double buttock representation of the chariot race scene from the iconic 1959 film, Ben Hur. Tattooist Jason Burns takes up the story. "It was a big job in more ways than one", he told us "I'd just lit a roll-up and was finishing off a centurions helmet. It's delicate, close up work. Next thing is, I sense a slight ripple in the buttock cleavage area just around Charlton Heston's whip, and a hissing sound – more of a whoosh than a rasp – and before I know what's happening, there's a flame shooting from her <deleted> to my fag and my beards gone up like an Aussie bush fire." Jason says he rushed to the studio sink to quell the flames, only to turn round and see Tracey frantically fanning her buttock area with a damp towel. The flames had travelled down the gas cloud and set fire to her thong which was smoking like a cheap firework. "To be honest", said Jason, "I didn't even realise she was wearing one. You'd need a sodding mining licence and a torch to find out for sure. She could have had a complete wardrobe in there and I'd have been none the wiser." Jason and Tracey were taken to Rotherham District Hospital accident and emergency department where they were treated for minor burns and shock. Both are adamant that the other is to blame. "I'm furious" said Jason, "I've got a face like a mange-ridden dog and my left eyebrow's not there any more. I don't know about Ben Hur – Gone With The Wind would be more appropriate. You don't just let rip in someone's face like that. It's dangerous" But Tracey remains both angry and unrepentant. "I'm still in agony," she said, "and Charlton Heston looks more like Sidney bloody Poitier now. Jason shouldn't have had a fag on the go when he's doing close up work, there's no way I'd guff on purpose. He'd had me on all fours for nearly an hour. I can only put up with that for so long before nature takes its course. My Kev knows that I give him my five-second warning, and I'd have done the same for Jason, but I didn't get chance – it just quietly crept out." Ted Walters from the South Yorkshire Fire and Rescue service wasn't surprised when we asked him to comment on what had happened. "People just don't appreciate the dangers," he told us. "We get more call outs to flatulence ignition incidents than kitchen fires these days now that people have moved over to oven chips. We have a slogan 'Flame 'n fart – keep 'em apart' Anyone engaging in an <deleted>-inking scenario would do well to bear that in mind in future. On behalf of the entire Fire and Rescue service, we wish them both a swift recovery. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bluesofa Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Andrew Dwyer said: Meanwhile back in Rotherham : Yorkshire Herald. Buttock Tattoo Terror Lands Rotherham Pair In Hospital Obviously a spoof. but it had me rolling on the floor. Thanks Andrew. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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