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I said to the girl at the checkout,

"Why isn't this cheaper?  Look, it has got today's date on it!"

She replied, "Do you want the newspaper or not?"

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5 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Sounds like you are board if you want to ply us with putty jokes like that. Or maybe you have a veneer-eal disease from when you got lathed?  Better see a vise doctor (a modern one, not one of those old dinosaws).

Well shiver my timbers!  Can you stop pirating and hijacking my comments and get a grip please and also stop trying to sandpaper all my rough and ready comments away!

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21 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

It's a sheep dog. A collie.

I see you are barking up the wrong tree again and please put some meat into your responses.  I think your brain must be vegetating!

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