fangless Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 6 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said: A right crook who is probably skating on thin ice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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farang51 Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 1 hour ago, fangless said: Top Ten Things Not To Say At The Altar On Your Wedding Day; 10. "Wow, This is a lot more classy my first three weddings!" ... And, the Number One Thing Not To Say At the Altar Or Your Wedding Day Is.. "I just can’t wait for Mom and Pop to move in with us!” I thought number 1 would be "Yes". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 A Little Christmas Story When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the per-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor... Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?' And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says "if you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?" She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 As he approaches one of the houses on his route the door opens and a beautiful woman is standing there with nothing on but an open button down shirt. She grabs the postman by the hand and takes him upstairs. After a vigorous session of sex, she gives him £5 and offers to make him breakfast. He accepts. As he's eating he says "you know, this is awful strange. I've never had anything like this happen before. What gives?". The woman replies "well my husband and I were going over our Christmas list and when I asked about the postman, he said "Oh screw 'em! Give him £5 and tell him breakfast was my idea!" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted December 7, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 7, 2021 One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension cheque. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me? Sincerely, Edna The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few pounds. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected £96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends. Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read: Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. PS; There was £4 missing. I think it must have been those thieving gits at the Post Office ! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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