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A little girl came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."
The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting." she said. "How do you make babies?"
"It's simple," replied the girl.
"You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."

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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me.

 

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

 

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron which is ironic.


When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

 

I think my neighbour is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.


The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

 

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

 

Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?


Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.

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