Popular Post roo860 Posted September 20, 2023 Popular Post Posted September 20, 2023 FFS, Ive just heard the upstairs window smash. So i hobbled up to find our Gert sat on the bed sobbing...The bedroom window was obliterated, and there is broken glass every where. I said, "Whats gone off Cocka ? She replied, "Im so sorry" "I wanted to try that thing where you stick a ping pong ball up your fanny and then fire it out" "F^%k me" I said looking at the glass everywhere "I didn't realise your pelvic muscles were that strong" She sobbed "Neither did I"" and I promise I'll buy you a new cricket ball....???????????? 1 1 5
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