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My grandad left me a lot of money before he died and said that I should only spend it in an emergency.
So today when my wife was hit by a bus I panicked and bought myself a Porsche.
 

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l found one of my neighbours sobbing her heart out this morning .". I asked her what was wrong? She said, "l was on my way to work this morning & about a mile from home my car started overheating, so l walked back home & found my husband in bed with another woman.".
She said,... "I just don’t know what to do."
I said, "have you checked the water level in the radiator.

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I used to date a one-armed girl who was an usher at our local cinema in the 70’s.
Yes, I used to carry a torch for her.

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