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40 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said:

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Are you trying to put the wind up us all or just blowing hot air to re-gale us about your intentions?

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I was in WH Smith, I bought a book  of a thousand raffle tickets for £2.50,
Which is a bargain, 'cause normally they're a pound a strip.
 

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I went out with an optician, but she'd always take ages to get dressed.

She'd be like,

"Does my bum look big in this?"

"And now?"

"And this way"

"How about now?"
 

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