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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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An Amish family decides to go to New York for the first Time in their lives; Mother, Father and their son. They go into the Empire State Building. As they're walking around they notice the

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Can admin help?
There's a bloke in this group who calls himself Buster and he's driving me potty with constant private messages.
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youtube videos of 70's glam rockers The Sweet.

Does anyone know the way,
there's got to be a way to block Buster?

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^ That Dambuster

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30 minutes ago, Crossy said:

Discussing moderation are we...

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Anyone fancy a Bender?????

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1 hour ago, roo860 said:

I bet he feels a ~~right~~ left t!t now finding out the truth!

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12 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I really hate it when I have to ask someone to explain the joke.

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The World Cup has delivered unforgettable football moments, but another story has been unfolding away from the goals and glory. England's victory over Norway may have ended Erling Haaland's tournament, yet it did nothing to dent the warm friendship between him and England star Jude Bellingham. Before Saturday night's clash, social media buzzed with clips celebrating the pair's long-standing bond, which began when they were teenagers at Borussia Dortmund. As the teams emerged from the tunnel, Be
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Mr Trump also insisted that Russia and China were not arming Iran, despite reports both were feeding Tehran intelligence to target US forces. "President Xi (Jinping) said he will not partake, and President (Vladimir) Putin said the same thing … I trust them," Mr Trump told reporters. Source: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-25/houthis-claim-missile-strike-on-saudi-arabia/106958410
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