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Guderian · Wednesday at 06:22 AM2 days

I'm posting this in the Pattaya forum as it's specific to our fair city, rather than to general health and well-being in Thailand. The background is given here: I saw Dr. Anna this morning for routine six-monthly cryotherapy and she confirmed that she will retire at the end of August and then go to see her daughter who works at Stanford. As already mentioned in the topic, it's not her decision and has been forced on her by Bangkok Hospital. It seems all the e-mails of support we sent the hosp
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Iran declares RAF Fairford a 'legitimate target' after US bomber raid Iran has threatened to attack Britain after accusing the UK of allowing American bombers to launch strikes from RAF Fairford, warning the Gloucestershire airbase is now a "legitimate target." The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) issued the warning after a U.S. Air Force B-1B Lancer reportedly flew from RAF Fairford to strike Iranian military targets, marking the first such mission from Britain since Prime Minister An
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Pakistan's gender violence
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unblocktheplanet · 15 hours ago15 hr

ABRIDGED FROM SOURCE. [Opinion. Of course, the racists and anti-immigrant types will tell us this is where the rape gangs in the UK originated. Maybe. But I don’t see the evidence. What is astonishing to me is the extent of complicity in violence of mothers-in-law who must have gone through the same thing and, Allah ke fazal say, survived. "Honour" killing is the most despicable kind of murder imaginable. It brings no honour to the family, only shame.] ‘If a woman is killed, they say she fe
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No other president has ever used his office to accumulate the vast amounts of wealth that Trump has gained in the past year and a half. And most unfortunately as is the case with many of his policies, his own supporters suffered the most. He is likely the most corrupt president in American history by 300 fold. And many of his supporters don't even seem to care as they have become numb to his misdeeds, and still believe his lies. A large chunk of the $2 billion haul President Trump took in last
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Mosque attacks in Britain hit alarming levels, says Muslim Trust Mosques across Britain are being targeted at an average rate of one attack every five days, according to new figures released by the British Muslim Trust, which has warned that anti-Muslim hostility is becoming increasingly widespread. The organisation recorded more than 70 attacks on mosques over the past year, ranging from vandalism and property damage to intimidation, harassment, online abuse and violent incidents. Major citie
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No. Some very nice, intelligent people are not 'wired' for language but excel in other areas.
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no thanks i'm good thanks for the offer
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They still try with the frontal armored assault Bring a tank to a drone fight
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My wife teaches ten hours, seven days online. We don't need fast, we need reliable. SpeedTest ranks 500+ down, 250+ up. Still mole asses. Provider (NT) show up and gave up a bigger fancier router. Anybody thinks it's Zoom? Or is it my wife's 2019 MacBook Air?
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Rockyroad · yesterday at 01:08 PM1 day

Went to shake stand, women smiles at me a lot. Next day I return her friend asks if I have a gf. She says I have one. Both looked disappointed. The second one says she has a 1000cc bike. She would be fun.
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unblocktheplanet · yesterday at 11:02 AM1 day

By author. Visiting Zhang Xinyan at Suan Phlu I went to visit Zhang Xinyan at Suan Phlu Immigration Centre on Tuesday. (I’ve been away from AN for a couple of days.) Most of you already know the story. Xinyan had overstayed her tourist visa but was approved as a political refugee by Canada. She was arrested at the airport May 7 about to board a flight to Vancouver on May 7. Shamefully, no Canadian consular representative has seen her at Suan Phlu since May 27! Canada has a reputation for fa
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