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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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4 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

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Can't see front of his face, but can see the lipid shape, red cap where you can't even see the writing, the golden sneakers, and you know exactly who that is.

 

That's the power of branding.

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Not really new, but it made me smile, again.

 

A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBAND

 

WIFE: “Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work, and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Elizabeth is also here and says hello to you.”

 

HUSBAND: Who is Elizabeth?

 

WIFE: Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you saw my message.

 

HUSBAND: But I’m with Elizabeth right now, I thought you saw us!

 

WIFE: What! Where are you?

 

HUSBAND: Near the neighbourhood bakery.

 

WIFE: Wait, I’m coming right now!

 

After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:

WIFE: I’m at the bakery, where are you?

 

HUSBAND: I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery, please buy the bread and go home!

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

3 hours ago, tomazbodner said:

Can't see front of his face, but can see the lipid shape, red cap where you can't even see the writing, the golden sneakers, and you know exactly who that is.

 

That's the power of branding.

But Trump's not a Democrat, so what the confederate flags? Everyone knows Democrats are the party of slavery, Jim Crow, Bull Conner, George Wallace and segregation. 

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"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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I'm So Old, I can remember when political jokes were funny. 

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1 hour ago, Yellowtail said:

I'm So Old, I can remember when political jokes were funny. 

I am older than you, and I can remember when political jokes never got elected.

10 minutes ago, billd766 said:

I am older than you, and I can remember when political jokes never got elected.

Yeah, I remember Carter.

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Would you believe it, I tripped over a box of Kleenex this morning. Thought I’d broken my ankle!

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