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True fact: Dolly Parton once entered a Dolly Parton look-a-like contest and didn't win!

Same thing happened to Charlie Chaplin & Elvis Presley.

I understand the last two. Neither of them look like Dolly Parton.

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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34 minutes ago, ballpoint said:
It's a lie. I took my dirty donkey in and they threw me out.

Read the sign. One at a time. ☺️

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"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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The Commonwealth Games start today in Glasgow.

Just watching the relay race.

Fetching my coat!!

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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Official - say goodbye to one of the best dermatologists in Thailand
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Official - say goodbye to one of the best dermatologists in Thailand

Guderian · yesterday at 06:22 AM1 day

I'm posting this in the Pattaya forum as it's specific to our fair city, rather than to general health and well-being in Thailand. The background is given here: I saw Dr. Anna this morning for routine six-monthly cryotherapy and she confirmed that she will retire at the end of August and then go to see her daughter who works at Stanford. As already mentioned in the topic, it's not her decision and has been forced on her by Bangkok Hospital. It seems all the e-mails of support we sent the hosp
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saudie condemns houthi blockade
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saudie condemns houthi blockade

3NUMBAS · 9 minutes ago9 min

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/7/21/saudi-condemns-houthi-blockade-how-will-the-rest-of-the-world-be-impacted Saudi Arabia on Monday condemned allegations by Yemen’s Iran-aligned Houthis that Riyadh was imposing a siege on the Yemeni people, after the group announced ‌it would impose a maritime blockade on Saudi Arabia. Amid the disruption in shipping through the Strait of Hormuz during the US-Israel war on Iran, Saudi Arabia was attempting to facilitate oil flow through alternative routes
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Burnham crowned PM but Britain never got a vote! We want an Election
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Burnham crowned PM but Britain never got a vote! We want an Election

Social Media · Sunday at 04:05 AM4 days

'We want an election now!' Burnham faces mandate backlash before entering No. 10 Andy Burnham will walk into Downing Street on Monday under growing pressure to seek a general election, after a new poll found almost half of voters believe he has no mandate to push through his sweeping left-wing agenda. The incoming Prime Minister has promised the biggest political reset in decades, but critics say Britain's next leader has been "crowned, not chosen" by the public. Poll shows demand for a publi
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World Cup stars take on the manosphere
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World Cup stars take on the manosphere

bannork · July 13Jul 13

The World Cup has delivered unforgettable football moments, but another story has been unfolding away from the goals and glory. England's victory over Norway may have ended Erling Haaland's tournament, yet it did nothing to dent the warm friendship between him and England star Jude Bellingham. Before Saturday night's clash, social media buzzed with clips celebrating the pair's long-standing bond, which began when they were teenagers at Borussia Dortmund. As the teams emerged from the tunnel, Be
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Trump's Record, brought up to date. Facts... proven facts!
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Trump's Record, brought up to date. Facts... proven facts!

FolkGuitar · Tuesday at 04:16 AM2 days

Now would be a good time to remind everyone of these Trump facts, because apparently some people still need the refresher. Please meet the President of the United States: Flew on Epstein’s plane at least seven times. Just friends, I guess. Pleaded the Fifth more than 400 times in a single deposition. Nothing says “innocent” like refusing to answer a single question about your own business. 34 felony convictions. A record most people would call disqualifying. 91 criminal charges. Accused of sexua
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Millionaires urge Burnham: 'tax our wealth'
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Millionaires urge Burnham: 'tax our wealth'

sammieuk1 replied to bannork's topic in What the Papers are Saying

Careful what you wish for as your tax could well end up in Pakistan or Afghanistan to fund dependents arrivals of our illegal engineers and doctors that are arriving daily🤔
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saudie condemns houthi blockade
saudie condemns houthi blockade

save the frogs replied to 3NUMBAS's topic in What the Papers are Saying

Yeah,the houthis. Completely forgot about those guys. Thanks for the heads up.
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Broken Britain.
Broken Britain.

BarraMarra replied to BarraMarra's topic in UK & Europe Topics and Events

I'm not a lawyer so i can't answer that question Avin. You must admit the ECHR is damaging the UK by blocking attempts by our courts to return Foreighn prisoners once they have finished there sentance. How many times have we heared " We will deport all foreghn Criminals once there sentance is over " I will ask you a question Avin how many have been removed once they were released.
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What hasn't changed for expats in Thailand? Not much!
What hasn't changed for expats in Thailand? Not much!

scubascuba3 replied to CharlieH's topic in General Topics

They have a real problem with condo developments, thai quota just wont sell, mortgages aren't being given and foreigners have finally stopped buying in thai company name, sooner or later it will hit the news
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Should foreigners try to integrate into or change Thai culture?
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Should foreigners try to integrate into or change Thai culture?

simon43 · 21 hours ago21 hr

This question applies to any foreigner who settles in a different country, but let's limit it to Thailand. Very few foreigners here become Thai citizens. There are a number of PRs, but the vast majority of us are on non-immigrant visas, and therefore not legally settled here. I see/read about many foreigners who 'settle' in Thailand, but then share nothing with the local population, other than the sun. They make little effort to learn the language or traditions or history or culture. They c
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Where/How did your AN-Profile image originate?: And, why?
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Where/How did your AN-Profile image originate?: And, why?

GammaGlobulin · Tuesday at 12:45 AM2 days

Dear Folks, Some of you seem to have come up with the strangest AN-profile images. And, I would like to say “congratulations” to some of you, for your creativity. No doubt, most members here are curious concerning where, and why, TV members find, and select, these images. Even more curious, still, is the question: WHY TV-members chose these strange images to represent themselves on TV. So then: Does anybody know? Surely, it is just about-time that someone here asked this important questi
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