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So, what is the gag with sky TV?

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36 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

So, what is the gag with sky TV?

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Come on guys it's all fun?

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5 hours ago, still kicking said:

Come on guys it's all fun?

1 guy and 4 girls... Lucky bastard!

Looks like thd fun has already started with the one in front.

Bound to get some good vibes where she's sitting!

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Spain has superb food, a rich cultural identity and a beautiful language. Yet for many British holidaymakers, the moment they land, all of that seems to disappear behind sausage rolls, pints and English-speaking enclaves. The trigger for this latest complaint is Greggs opening a branch at Tenerife South Airport. The British bakery chain's arrival has prompted a familiar question: why do so many Britons travel hundreds of miles abroad, only to recreate a version of the British high street in the
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Piers Morgan sues Earl Spencer over Diana book claims Morgan challenges Diana memoir over disputed 1993 gym-photo account The latest battle surrounding Princess Diana has moved from the royal family to the courtroom, with Piers Morgan threatening legal action against her brother, Earl Spencer, over claims made about him in Spencer’s explosive new memoir. Morgan says he is taking action against Spencer and publisher Penguin Random House over what he describes as “demonstrable lies” in Swan Son
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Earth’s safety margins are disappearing, scientists warn Seven of nine planetary boundaries are now outside the safe zone Scientists have issued one of their starkest warnings yet about the condition of the planet, saying seven of the nine “planetary boundaries” that help keep Earth capable of supporting human civilisation are now being breached — and pressure is continuing to increase. The latest Planetary Health Check, produced by a coalition of 60 scientists under the Potsdam Institute for
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Meloni’s classroom crackdown: Learn Italian or face the new rules Italy is preparing a sweeping new school integration package that would cap foreign pupils in classrooms, require some migrant parents to learn Italian and ban face-covering veils including the burqa and niqab. Giorgia Meloni says anyone who comes to Italy and wants to build a future there “must learn our language, understand our culture and respect our rules.” The Italian prime minister announced the plans at a youth event orga
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