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CallumWK · 16 hours ago16 hr

Trump threatens to stop trading with countries that have a trade deficit unless the Fed cuts rates Touting Friday's blowout jobs number, President Trump used the opportunity to weigh in on a new spike in the US trade deficit, threatening embargoes on unfavored countries. Trump posted on Truth Social, in what appeared to be a directive to the Federal Reserve, to "LOWER THE RATE OR I'LL STOP TRADING WITH COUNTRIES WITH WHICH WE HAVE A DEFICIT." Trump, who has long voiced a desire for lower intere
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Massachusetts Mayhem & progressive injustice towards kids, News
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riclag · August 25Aug 25

In a recent Newsmax segment, host Finnerty slammed the political direction of Massachusetts, linking expanded abortion laws directly to the public support for Lindsay Clancy during her murder trial. He went on to say celebrating expanded abortion access while rallying around a mother who admitted to killing her three kids shows a complete breakdown of moral priorities. Expressing deep frustration, Finnerty stated that brushing off horrific violence as merely a mental health or systemic issue
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bannork · Thursday at 07:18 AM2 days

A crackdown on small boats crossing the Channel is forcing people-smuggling gangs to change tactics — with criminal groups increasingly cramming migrants onto fewer, much larger vessels. A BBC investigation has found smugglers are running short of small boats, while claims suggest more “mega-dinghies” are being prepared. The development has sparked fresh concern among emergency teams on both sides of the Channel because larger boats could put more lives at risk. The alarm was already raised af
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iran down to 2 months of fuel supply
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iran down to 2 months of fuel supply

3NUMBAS · 15 minutes ago15 min

https://nypost.com/2026/09/04/world-news/iran-down-to-2-months-of-fuel-supply-as-brutal-us-sanctions-take-their-toll/ Iran is facing a potential economic disaster as the besieged Islamic Republic’s fuel reserves have dwindled to a paltry two-month supply, following months of punishing US bombing campaigns and a fresh wave of crippling economic sanctions. The US unleashed a barrage of secondary sanctions in recent weeks to choke off Iran’s supply of cash, restricting the rogue nation’s access to
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Chachoengsao rejects Jewish cemetery permit extension
Chachoengsao rejects Jewish cemetery permit extension

Purdey replied to Georgealbert's topic in Thailand News - Discussion

Ignoring the number of native Thais who are Jewish, less than 0.001% of the Thai population, it really boils down to the illegality of burying bodies after a permit has expired. The authorities can dig them up and put them in an approved burial ground.
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Chachoengsao rejects Jewish cemetery permit extension
Chachoengsao rejects Jewish cemetery permit extension

Jingthing replied to Georgealbert's topic in Thailand News - Discussion

Rushed? Well yeah. Religious Jews believe burial must happen within 24 hours of death.
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Ukraine is winning the war
Ukraine is winning the war

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Satellite imagery shows aftermath of Ukraine's strike on oil refinery in Russian Adler Ukrainian drones struck the Rosneft-Kubannefteprodukt oil depot in Adler overnight on September 4. The anti-drone nets covering the facility proved ineffective, according to Radio Svoboda. Released satellite imagery confirms that 5 to 6 of the 10 fuel tanks at the facility were completely destroyed in the attack and the subsequent fire. At the time of the strike, attempts had been made to protect the tanks from aerial attacks. In particular, all of the tanks were covered with special anti-drone nets, but they proved ineffective. Ukrainian drones attacked Russian oil and chemical industry facilities overnight. Fires were reported in Sochi and Bashkortostan, with one of them occurring more than 1,000 kilometers from the Ukrainian border. Today the Ukrainian Defense Forces confirmed the shutdown of two major Russian oil refining facilities. These include the LUKOIL-Nizhegorodnefteorgsintez refinery in Kstovo and the NOVATEK-Ust-Luga complex. RBC-Ukraine also reported that gasoline production in Russia fell to about 70% of domestic consumption levels in late August. This followed a series of Ukrainian drone strikes on Russian oil refineries. Satellite imagery shows aftermath of Ukraine's strike on oil refinery in Russian Adler
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Massachusetts Mayhem & progressive injustice towards kids, News
Massachusetts Mayhem & progressive injustice towards kids, News

riclag replied to riclag's topic in Political Soapbox

More mayhem as a result of the Mass mayhem. It ain't safe to be a child in some communities. Mom allegedly hanged 2-year-old son she called the ‘anti-Christ’ — hours after discussing Lindsay Clancy case with friends "An Illinois mother allegedly hanged her 2-year-old son that she described as the “anti-Christ” — hours after discussing the Lindsay Clancy case with friends, authorities said. Corie Walsh, 38, is facing first-degree murder charges after one of her neighbors found Walsh’s son, Barrett, hanging from the rafters in the family’s basement, FOX 32 reported. Walsh allegedly told investigators she killed her young son because he’s the “anti-Christ” and “devil,” according to prosecutors" https://nypost.com/2026/09/04/us-news/illinois-mom-allegedly-hanged-2-year-old-son-she-called-the-anti-christ/
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Societal Glorification of Speeding Motorcyclists on Our Streets?: Why?
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Societal Glorification of Speeding Motorcyclists on Our Streets?: Why?

GammaGlobulin · 1 hour ago1 hr

Societal Glorification of Speeding Motorcyclists on Our Streets?: And, why? Dear... Still Ambulatory Folks, Today, this morning, I happened upon one of these past-Speeders, hobbling along the street, supported by one of those geriatric three pronged walkers, normally used by stroke victims of age 90. And, it suddenly occurred to me to beg the question: WHY Why does our society, especially in Thailand, glorify in the goarification (as in goary) of speed-demon motorcyclists, and WHY do thes
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Does living in Thailand cause brain rot?
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Does living in Thailand cause brain rot?

harvardgrad · 4 hours ago4 hr

I lived in Thailand for a couple years and it took me a couple years to recover and actually became more sociable than previously before spending time in Asia. As an antisocial person, being away from home and around other just as socially awkward people makes you feel more at home but its just a crutch. If you stay too long you won't be able to reacclimate to the west, and essentially you've already burned you bridge. The fact you kept property back home doesn't matter as your mind is too far g
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Will US Sailors soon begin reading AseanNow, formerly TV?
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Will US Sailors soon begin reading AseanNow, formerly TV?

GammaGlobulin · Thursday at 07:45 AM2 days

Dear Folks, Do you think US Navy Men and Women, aboard the Lincoln, have already begun reading the TV forum, now that they are in Pattaya’s port? What will they think when they read about themselves being portrayed in such flattering ways? What will they learn about how to get around in Pattaya, on a budget, and still get laid? Will their commanding officer restrict or ban the reading of AsianNow Forum matter, and material? We already know that Pattaya is being sanitized for the arrival of
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