Jamesyboi Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood." The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood." The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma." The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?" Three guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in the course of the evening and the guys get split up. Next morning they're all at work discussing what went on after they lost one other... The first guy says, "Man I was so trashed last night I went home and blew chunks!" The second goes, "Shit that's nothing I was so tanked that I drove my ###### car into a tree. Totaled it. I have no idea what the cops are going to do!" The third guy says, "That's nothing I was so drunk that I went home and starting cussing my girlfriend out and in the process knocked over a candle and it caught the whole ###### apartment on fire - the insurance won't cover it, plus my girlfriend left me." The first guy leans back in and whispers, "I don't think you guys understand, Chunks is my dog." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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