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Snake fleeing to Pattaya! Full details emerge!

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Snake fleeing to Pattaya! Full details emerge!

 

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Image: Sanook

 
A story of a snake at a toll booth that did the rounds of Thai social media was further explained by Thai media yesterday.
 
Earlier in the week a large python was caught on CCTV at a toll booth that was originally thought to be the tollway in Bangkok.
 
Later it emerged that the snake had fallen from underneath a red Mercedes Benz driven by a woman who was on her way to Pattaya at the Bang Phra 2 toll booth. 
 
Sanook reported that firemen under the leadership of Jaran Seethong had effected the capture of the errant serpent trying to hitch a free ride to the Eastern Seaboard resort.
 
Jaran was nonchalant about the capture though five of his men were involved, saying:
 
"It was only average size - I've handled bigger. The capture was not difficult - just needed to make sure that we were not negligent."
 
A PVC pipe with a bit of string inside that makes a loop helped on this occasion. 
 
 
Source: Sanook
 
 
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7 minutes ago, rooster59 said:

Snake fleeing to Pattaya!

Obviously on it's way to meet up with family in the family resort!

22 minutes ago, PatOngo said:
30 minutes ago, rooster59 said:

Snake fleeing to Pattaya!

Obviously on it's way to meet up with family in the family resort!

As one wit posted yesterday that it fell out of his trousers earlier. Then Pattaya would be the ideal destination for it.

Family oriented Snake....prime example (perfect choice)

3 hours ago, PatOngo said:

Obviously on it's way to meet up with family in the family resort!

U got there b4 me????

"It was only average size - I've handled bigger."

 

Pattaya...

 

 

(makes the necessary connections...)

When I saw that headline I thought that Thibaut Courtois had been sacked by Real Madrid. 

6 hours ago, PatOngo said:

Obviously on it's way to meet up with family in the family resort!

Or fleeing the family & seeking asylum?

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6 hours ago, rooster59 said:

It was only average size - I've handled bigger

said the Pattaya bargirl .. 

9 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:

said the Pattaya bargirl .. 

Ooh err, missus.

Whadya get if you cross a python with a glow-worm .?

A big strip light that'll crush you to death .. 

 

Whadya call a snake who works for the Government .? 

A civil serpent ..

 

What's long , green and goes hith .? 

A snake with a lisp .. Boom boom 

We had a rock star python in the garden and when the guys caught it we could see it's mouth moving. When we listened carefully it was singing the Miracles hit song --- You got a hold on me --

Such Thai Visa talent.

46 minutes ago, oldrunner said:

Such Thai Visa talent.

Don't worry.

I've already called the Joke Police in Bangkok to pull all the joke posters in for attitude adjustment.

If this was a Burmese python big joke could have added it to his count of deported overstayers.

That was one horny Python hitching a ride to where the action is. Wanted to join other horny snakes.

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