I am going to reveal a dark secret - in all my 20 years in LOS Ive never been to a massage parlour.  You see it started when I was a kid, I developed a phobia about going to the local barber for a haircut.  I hated the way the creepy old <deleted> had a control over me whilst in his chair and seeing his lizard skin hands offering me friction - YUUUUCK

 

So the idea of going to a room, getting my kit off and being asked for something special sir?  You cant negotiate in your birthday suit

 

Other pals went for a hose down but we never really discussed what went on.

 

So is anyone prepared to disclose the detailailed workings  of what goes on.  BTW this is not a wind up cos Ive heard of a soapy and had that regularly with my gf who scrubbed my entire body and every crevice with the minutest care (electric toothbrush round my freckle) etc

 

so I am not some disfunctional wierdo - it was fear of being trapped somehow

 

you could also spice it up with some of your funniest experiences therein  555

 

btw i am starting a page on Learn Hooker Lao, wow lao gor dai

 

Yet si

 

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<deleted> thai learn Lao

 

 

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