The Message

[Jamesyboi]

Message

You have two sheep.

You sell one and buy a ram.

Your flock multiplies, and the economy grows.

You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: (Workchoices!)

You have two sheep.

You sell one, and force the other to produce the wool of four sheep.

You are surprised when the sheep drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:

You have two sheep.

You go on strike because you want three sheep.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:

You have two sheep.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary sheep

and produce 20 times the wool.

You then create clever sheep cartoon images called Sheepkimon and

market them worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:

You have two sheep.

You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and

shear themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:

You have two sheep.

Both die from foot and mouth.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:

You have two sheep, but you don't know where they are.

You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:

You have two sheep.

You count them and learn you have five sheep.

You count them again and learn you have 42 sheep.

You count them again and learn you have 12 sheep.

You stop counting sheep and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:

You have 5,000 sheep, none of which belong to you.

You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:

You have two sheep.

You have 300 people shearing them.

You claim full employment, high productivity, and arrest the newsman

who reported the numbers.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION:

You have two sheep.

That one on the left is kinda cute...

[peter991]

Thai Corporations must be modelled on the Italian model.

Peter

[sigmondfreed]

You forgot the American sheep...

One shoots the other one for religious reasons of being 'a wolf in sheep's clothing'.

The other one dies because of no affordable medical care.