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What Will Your Epitaph Be?

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How do you want to be remembered? Do you have a funny or poignant phrase that would sum up your life? Spike Milligan went for the deadpan (no pun intended) approach - "See, I told you I was sick!"

Mine would be just two words - "She lived"

How do you want future generations to remember you?

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I have a rather nice Latin Phrase, things sound so much more profound in Latin, but of course I can't share it here as I have the forum rules to follow.

By the way, don't you just hate that Americanism of using the term 'Pass/Passed' is stead of 'Die/Dead'

Paticcasamutpraba

"He was an excellent plane spotter. Shame he didn't apply his skills to buses."

"What dump truck?"

He came

He saw

He got the (copy) T shirt

He went

There's always James Joyce's epitaph for all humanity in Finnegan's Wake: They lived and loved and laughed and left.

Maybe I'd want some element of each thing posted on my tombstone.

Be worried: I'm just over your left shoulder.

Be worried: I'm just over your left shoulder.

I like your line of thinking.

"That noise you hear in the night? It's me"

Be worried: I'm just over your left shoulder.

I like your line of thinking.

"That noise you hear in the night? It's me"

:o Nice one, CV. Guess we'll both be lugging backpacks and wandering around purg for awhile.

Sh1t didn't he burn well...........

Sh1t didn't he burn well...........

Never met a Scot that wouldn't :o

"I be used to live in a warm place,nothing will change"

RIP ATM

He had to pay for it, but he didn't mind. :o

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

"You're standing on my head"

Alough this wins.

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edit: forum does not allow foul language in HTTP links.

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Probably something from a Smiths song. One of the following perhaps:

"A jumped up country boy, who never knew his place."

or

"You're born and then you live and then you die,

Seems to unfair, I want to cry."

'he died with his flip flops on'...there must be a Flip Flop Hill somewhere in Thailand...?

I will be back....as a fly on the wall.

I like what Warren Buffet said he will put on his: "Boy he sure was old."

Mine will read

"I coulda handled that better"

Would love something like 'then t' worm'll come and eat thee up' (from Ilkley moor bar t'at) but as I am an eco warrior, I aim to be buried in a willow coffin (or just a shroud) and you aren't allowed headstones. :o

I want mine to read;

'I told you I was sick'

" What are you looking at "

tombstone.jpg

But what sort of sh*t was it? :o

Phew. That was close !

Or:

You said "I wasn't fit to live with pigs ", correct. However, I've enjoyed my time with you, goodbye.

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